Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[OneBun]

ROFL ...another interesting development

[Lilliputt]

How about posting the swenglish sentence that doesn't make any sense and then get a polite answer:

Me: I want to draw my straw to the stack (=I want to do my bit)
Tom: Interesting. I want to find out more about you
Me: I am locking my hair. (locking=curling)
Tom: Why are you locking your hair?
Me: because I need locks in my hair
Tom: Interesting. Where do you get your locks from?
Me: I got the locks from the Loony Bin.
Tom: Who/What is the Loony Bin
Me: My home
Tom: Does s have a home?
Me: My name is Lilliputt and my home is the Loony Bin
Tom: Hi Lilliputt and your home is the Loony Bin

[Mistery]

That's funny

Me: What is gibberish?
Tom: What is it to you?
Me: It is not understandable language.
Tom: That seems a bit negative.

[OneBun]

OneBun: Have you seen an alien?
Tom: No. I do not believe I have seen an alien. What is it? The name alien?
OneBun: The alien is a Mistery to me
Tom: The alien is a Mistery to OneBun. I guess that makes sense.
OneBun: Is the alien a Mistery to you too?
Tom: If it is then I would be very surprised.
OneBun: I was suprised too cuz I had never met an alien named Mistery before
Tom: Where were you suprised you had never met an alien named Mistery.
OneBun: GamersHood of course silly
Tom: What were we talking about?
OneBun: You seem to have a short in your memory
Tom: I agree. Doesn't everybody have a lot of shorts in my memory?
OneBun: lol that's so playboy!
Tom: I'm glad you find this funny. I am so glad we have this cleared up.

He's learning! ()

[Mistery]

ROFL
Bring him the virus

[Lilliputt]

OneBun, you so fuuuuunny!!

[Mistery]

Me: Onebun is funny.
Tom: And funny is Onebun.
Me: Yes.
Tom: Far out.
Me: Beyond everything.
Tom: I've lost the context, Mystery. Are we still on Onebun?
Me: Yes, we are still on Onebun.
Tom: Ahem. How long will we stay there?
Me: Forever.
Tom: Nothing lasts forever.
Me: Onebun lasts forever.
*Crash*

[lili]

ROFL!! He seems to have learned "playboy"!!

But I thought I told him that Mistery is an alien...

[Lilliputt]

ROFL

[OneBun]

ROFL OMB Mistery! That's definately playboy!

[Mistery]

Me: We are talking about Onebun.
Tom: Yes, Onebun sounds like a good topic.
Me: Where is Onebun?
Tom: Do you know where it is?
Me: Onebun is in the basement.
Tom: Are you the basement?
Me: No.
Tom: Awesome.
Me: Basement is the home of Onebun.
Tom: Is it the only one?
Me: There are other basements.
Tom: Try to be less subjective.
Me: Which basement do you know?
Tom: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me: We are talking about basement.
Tom: Sure, basement sounds like a good topic.
Me: Basement is in the ground.
Tom: What else is in the ground?
Me: Carrots.
Tom: What are you wearing?
Me: I am wearing a fluffy bunny costume.
Tom: What else are you wearing?
Me: Bunny ears.
Tom: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me: I am wearing ears.
Tom: Where do you go shopping?
Me: In the store on GamersHood Planet.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: Okay, I tell you the truth. I was in the alien shop.
*Crash*

[lili]

ROFL!!! He definately is vonfused so much!!

[OneBun]

OneBun: My very intelligent friend is a clay pot?
Tom: how well do you know your friend?
Onebun: I know she speaks japanese
Tom: How do you know name speaks japanese
OneBun: It is lili that speaks japanese
Tom: you're kidding. It is?
OneBun: Yes, like I said she is very intellegent
Tom: That's good information. OneBun says name is very intelligent.
OneBun: Not "name" but "lili" that is intelligent
Tom: Oh I get it.
OneBun: Oh good then repeat it to me
Tom: "it to you".
OneBun: focus
Tom: are you still said she is very intelligent?
OneBun: Yes lili the clay figurine is very intelligent
Tom: Are you kidding? lili the figurine is intelligent?
OneBun: yes she is
Tom: Ah.
OneBun: What? do you agree with me?
Tom: I must admit your argument is persuassive.
OneBun: Then you agree that the clay figurine is very intelligent then?
*crash*

[Mistery]

ROFL That is cool

[Lilliputt]

That is sooo FUNNY!! Both da posts