King/Queen of the hill

[2 Tails]

I use my transformation powers and becomes a raichu and you 'adopt' me and you get a shock that's me and you run off to a coffee shop with blondes.

KING ME!

[Lausco]

You didn't transform back so after having a good gossip I make the ground become mirrored and when you try to discharge electricity it comes straight back at you and you shoot up into the air and don't come back down! I am queen!!!!!!!!

[2 Tails]

It was a decoy and then I have an army of angry brunettes and they chase you.

I WIN KING ME

[RBS]

I toss a sassy pair of Jimmy Choo shoes up on the hill and the brunette army stampedes up in a terrifying rumble. Once the dust has cleared the shoes are mangled, the brunettes are in need of first aid and you are nowhere in sight.

I mosey up and make myself right at home as the new King.

[2 Tails]

The hill was a decoy!

And on a larger hill that is a mountain.

KING ME.

[Dark Halo]

Since i am part sun I send a fireball down to the bottom of the mountain and it becomes a volcano. You go running before it erupts then I go to the top of hill and suck all the magma out and then i am safe and sound.

now where is my crown?

[Lausco]

I have it, I found it underneath, I put it on and then I shout fire!!!!! Loads of fire engines come and they put you out. I am queen!!

[RBS]

You didn't realize when you shouted 'Fire' it was actually your hair catching fire from that hot crown. We watch you *run in circles like a giant sized novelty birthday candle* until taking pity and put out the flames. You speed dial your hair salon for emergency 911 service and are ambulanced away.

The crown has cooled and I don it as the new King.

[Lausco]

I come back with the longest extensions IN THE WORLD. I get out a pungi (apparently) and charm my hair to climb the hill, grab your feet and pull you down. I run up the hill, my hair grabs the crown as I run.. I am queen

[2 Tails]

I've came back with chocolates and Lausco runs atfer it.

I WIN.

[Dark Halo]

I throw a ball and you chase after it.

crown please

[RBS]

I tell you I like Orbit gum better than Eclipse and you blame Lausco for being the blonde in the Orbit commercial and go look for her.

Easily I take over the hill as King.

[Lausco]

how did you know!!

I dazzle you with my blondiness and you step down in a gentlemanly way and let me become queen hehehe

[RBS]

I send you a FedEx Priority Overnight mailing with a one way ticket to a blonde convention on Alderon (Star Wars). You are currently with Han Solo and Chewbacca looking for a place to land. Could be awhile.

Meanwhile I rule the hill. You may address me as King.

[Lausco]

I come back with my hair princess leia stylee (got a pic somewhere with my hair like that lol ) and then I get out my special edition pink lightsaber! You haven't got the force so I am queen lol