3 things you can do with...

[EscapeGirl]

(You get to listen to good music while you work...)

1. Eat it
2. Sing a song about it.
3. Throw it at an annoying boss when you are out of tomatoes and bananas.

Go Cart

[Darknight]

Well it's my department

1. drive crazy in it
2. flip it
3. Take it apart and make it faster

A mean Boss

[EscapeGirl]

1. Put him in the trash can!
2. Throw tomatoes at him
3. Lock him out of your office and turn your music way up

A grumpy co-worker/schoolmate

[Darknight]

I wish but i don't have a door

1. tell them to shut up or you have them fired/suspended
2. throw tomatoes at them (only if it OK with Lilli)
3. see if bananas work on them too

A stupid Bill

[EscapeGirl]

1. Tear it up in frustration and feel better because you can't see it now.
2. Try to pay it, get insanely frustrated because the don't take Discover card, and then have a whiskey and coke.
3. Take a cash advance out on the Discover card and put the cash in your checking account...and see if that works.

A rude telephone operator

[Darknight]

1. hang up the phone
2. say bad thinks about them to Tom Riddle
3. act like you can't hear them and make them hang up on you , then call back and say the operator was mean and hung up on you.

A happier Darknight

[EscapeGirl]

1. Give him a and a
2. Dance with him
3. Feel happy because he's happy!

A smelly perfume (clients in my office waiting, and I'm gagging!! )

[Darknight]

1. Spray Lysol and make it worse. (maybe they will leave)
2. Spray Fabreeze because its nicer.
3. Spray your perfume on them and say the stink.

a bag of rocks

[EscapeGirl]

(ROFL!! I think I might lose my job if I did #3 )

1. Swing it around over your head and then hit someone with it.
2. Empty it out and fill the bag with money.
3. Give it to an enemy as a gift.

A lump of coal

[Darknight]

1. put it in someone's (who you don't like) stocking
2. Burn it for Heat
3. Squeeze it an hard as you can and see if you can make a diamond

A smelly client.

[EscapeGirl]

(Funny you write that. The perfume one left, and now a smelly one is sitting in my office! )

1. Grimace and hold your breath.
2. Breathe through your mouth.
3. Spray Lysol directly on them and tell them to shower.

A cold office

[Darknight]

1. Get said coal from post 684 and follow step 2 from post 685
2. Tell the boss its cold and that he needs to buy you a small office heater
3. Set you trash bin on fire

a shirt

[EscapeGirl]

1. Wash it
2. Take it off
3. Write I am a monkey, and put it on the back of your boss's shirt

A magic sock

[Darknight]

1. chase it
2. hop over it
3. put it on you feet to stay warm

A cold Escape

[EscapeGirl]

1. Hug her and hold her close
2. Give her a blanket
3. Lock her outside and tell her that her fur will get thicker as winter gets colder.

A missing Alien