I can't because nobody loves me
You need to run a marathon
You need to run a marathon
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Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family
There is no spoon
I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?
I am Fraggle and I rock
To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this
Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!
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I cant because im allergic to exercise
You need to join a bandToday is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
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I can't because I failed the audition
You need to deliver a pizza Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family
There is no spoon
I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?
I am Fraggle and I rock
To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this
Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!
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I cant because I got no wheels
You need to go pottyToday is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
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I can't because my boss won't let me
you need to brush your hair Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family
There is no spoon
I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?
I am Fraggle and I rock
To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this
Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!
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I can't because I can't find my hairbrush
You need to relaxToday is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
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I can't the tablets won't let me
you need to help an old lady across the road Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family
There is no spoon
I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?
I am Fraggle and I rock
To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this
Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!
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I can't cause my power chair is low on batteries.
you need to fix my power chairLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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I can't because my neighbour borrowed my tools
you need to play the drums Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family
There is no spoon
I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?
I am Fraggle and I rock
To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this
Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!
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I can't cause I'll piss off my neighbors
you need to be niceLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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I can't because I'm in pain
You need to resue a baby bird Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family
There is no spoon
I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?
I am Fraggle and I rock
To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this
Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!
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I can't becouse I'm afraid of them
You need to run 15 milesHappy endings are just unfinished stories...
PandaMan
Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread
...and Rannei" 
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I can't cause I smoke
You need to quitLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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I can't becase then I'd have to spend all day in the office
you need to make a friend Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family
There is no spoon
I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?
I am Fraggle and I rock
To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this
Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!
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I can't cause I talk funny
You need to tell a friend your a gamerLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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