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  • I can't because nobody loves me

    You need to run a marathon
    Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

    There is no spoon

    I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

    I am Fraggle and I rock

    To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

    Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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    • I cant because im allergic to exercise

      You need to join a band
      Today is where your book begins
      The rest is still unwritten

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      • I can't because I failed the audition

        You need to deliver a pizza
        Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

        There is no spoon

        I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

        I am Fraggle and I rock

        To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

        Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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        • I cant because I got no wheels

          You need to go potty
          Today is where your book begins
          The rest is still unwritten

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          • I can't because my boss won't let me

            you need to brush your hair
            Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

            There is no spoon

            I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

            I am Fraggle and I rock

            To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

            Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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            • I can't because I can't find my hairbrush

              You need to relax
              Today is where your book begins
              The rest is still unwritten

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              • I can't the tablets won't let me

                you need to help an old lady across the road
                Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                There is no spoon

                I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                I am Fraggle and I rock

                To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                • I can't cause my power chair is low on batteries.

                  you need to fix my power chair
                  Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                  "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                  • I can't because my neighbour borrowed my tools

                    you need to play the drums
                    Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                    There is no spoon

                    I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                    I am Fraggle and I rock

                    To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                    Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                    • I can't cause I'll piss off my neighbors

                      you need to be nice
                      Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                      "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                      • I can't because I'm in pain

                        You need to resue a baby bird
                        Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                        There is no spoon

                        I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                        I am Fraggle and I rock

                        To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                        Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                        • I can't becouse I'm afraid of them

                          You need to run 15 miles
                          Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

                          PandaMan

                          Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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                          • I can't cause I smoke

                            You need to quit
                            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                            • I can't becase then I'd have to spend all day in the office

                              you need to make a friend
                              Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                              There is no spoon

                              I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                              I am Fraggle and I rock

                              To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                              Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                              • I can't cause I talk funny

                                You need to tell a friend your a gamer
                                Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                                "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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