Corrupting wishes

[Yorick]

wish granted but you have to make up for your time.

i wish i could speak every language fluently

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but you can never seem to speak the right language to the right people, so no one understands you.

I wish to hear from someone I care about.

[Yorick]

wish granted, but its bad news!


i wish 4 a golden spoon!

[point click man]

wish garnted but you somehow get paint on it and it wont come of


i wish i could draw

[Yorick]

wish granted but you do it horibly


i wish i could fly!

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted but you are only able to fly a few inches above ground

I wish I had some poatato salad

[SuzyE730]

Wish granted....buuuuuuut.........a cat made it and it's full of fur!


I wish to be a talking cat!!!

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, you talk and talk and talk but nobody understands you

I wish summer was a longer period of time

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but then winter is even LONGER.

I wish for an easy move to my new place.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted. All your stuff gets lost so the move is suddenly very easy

I wish my Escape daughter will love livin' in her new home

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but so do all the neighbors, and now there's no place to go.

I wish to travel around the world safely.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, you travel around the world safely in Charmed1's COFFIN

I wish I had a purple carrot

[EscapeGirl]

(OH NO! )

Wish granted, but it's only purple because it rotted so badly, that's what color it turned.

I wish for a nice haircut tonight.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, you got a very nice haircut but da grass sprinkler (?) ruins it cuz ya get soaked in water

I wish there was sumthin' better on TV these days

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, and the title of the show is "sumthin' better" but it only plays lame 1960's commercials.

I wish I could get some sleep after work.