Corrupting wishes

[gh1]

wish granted(and corrupted)-- your leash is 10miles long

wishes for a sailboat

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but it's leak

I wish for pizza ...and a kiropractor

[wonderswan]

Both wishes granted, but the pizza, like your post, is 8 hours old, and now cold and congealed.

The chiropractor turns out to be a quack and actually does more damage to your spine, rendering you paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish for the answer to the riddle I've been working on for the past 12 hours.

[New1000]

Wish granted but its the wrong awnser
I wish Gamershood was the best forum ever. (HA! lets see you corrupt this!)

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but it gets invaded by spammers, seeing they've heard it's the best...

I wish for more yoghurt!

[New1000]

Wish Granted but they are all old!

I wish for a mountain flying in the sky (Dont say it falls on my head. thats mean!)

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but it's so small it's really more of a Toblerone-piece

I wish for a fish

[New1000]

Wish Granted but it will swim into space just like all the fish on Earth!

I wish for a Oh

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but the Og turns into ooooeeeewww

I wish for a box of chocolates

[New1000]

Wish Granted but the chocolates are full of boogers, ewww!

I wish i had the reapers sight weapon.

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you lose everything you own in return

I wish I get good marks on my diploma tomorrow

[New1000]

Wish Granted but you will have the worst day ever with paint in your hair, cats scratching you to death and a rock landing on your head squashing you tommorrow is return.

I wish SimplyCrazy was the most greatest person in the world.

[SimplyCrazy]

(ouch...)
(I'm not already? )

Wish granted, but she dies

I wish for someone to clean my room

[New1000]

Wish Granted but Wish doesnt get granted because your already dead!

I wish SimplyCrazy was alive again and not a zombie.

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but now you're dead

I wish you weren't dead