Corrupting wishes

[Yorick]

wish granted but only for a second

i wish i had a trampoline

[JustinBearPriss]

wish granted but you cant boucnce!


I wish my sister was gone.

[Yorick]

wish granted but you feel guilty for wishing that

i wish i can have cake that Isn't a lie

[Heartofthedark]

Wish granted but it tells a Fib instead of a Lie

I wish I didn't need to throw javelins in gym class(To me it seems like they are trying to train us for something .... )

[Elni]

Wish granted and now you throw each other

I wish I could finish my courseworks without so much effort (and pass the semester with good degree, plus it is my result)

[Heartofthedark]

Wish granted no corruption just for you

I wish I had my perfect kitchen

[Volkoronado]

Wish granted, you can only eat cereal though

I wish I found $100 on my way home

[Jones]

Granted, but it's all in pennies

I wish I had all the Jones Soda in the world

[humphryboop]

Wish granted but it is invisible

I wish that I had an alive goat

[Jones]

Granted but it has an uncurable disease

I wish I could go to Japan

[humphryboop]

wish granted but you die

I wish I could speak english and type in it too

[Jones]

Granted but it takes a really long time to do it, like hours on end

I wish I could stay up later on a daily basis

[humphryboop]

Granted but you die
I wish I could go in my kitchen

[Jones]

(do you say die for everything ) granted but there's no food in it

I wish I had a Wii

[humphryboop]

wish granted but it breaks/dies

I wish I could talk to GH1