Corrupting wishes

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but the wishes got confused and wished themselves away
(It's k)

I wish i wasn't full of moskito bites

[someguy]

granted, but then your covered in bee stings.

I wish smilies blew up.

[Saw III]

Wish granted but one blows up in your face.
I wish everyone would smile forever.

[ova]

Wish granted but everybody will grin around you and this will gonna make you sick
I wish I could eat as double as I do but didn't put on weight

[Saw III]

Wish granted ---you never put on weight.
I wish I didn't drop my pie on the floor.

[ova]

(Whooo thanks so I pay back )
Wish granted ---you didn't drop your pie on the floor
I wish I had a car which I can fly with it and drive under the sea as well as I can driv on the road.

[Saw III]

Wish granted but the car breaks down underwater and you drown.
Now I wish I dropped my pie on the floor.

[ova]

Whish granted but you will never eat a pie till the end of your life
I wish I hadn't drown under water.(It's bad way of die for sure )

[Saw III]

Wish granted but you drown in a pool.
I wish drowning was impossible. (Drowning has gotta be one of the most painful deaths ever!)

[ova]

Wish granted......(yeah once I had a terrible accident like that.Thanks someguys took me out )
I wish all my lies came true

[Saw III]

Wish granted but everything true becomes a lie.
I wish I wished.

[someguy]

Wish granted, but you can't think of another wish.

I wish I wasn't sunburnt.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but now you're the whitest kid on the block!

I wish this was a dream!

[Saw III]

Wish granted but it's a good dream!
I wish the world blew up!

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but it's not this world

I wish I hadn't left the Orkneys