Corrupting wishes

[Brimful-Asha]

Wish granted but everything else one earth is not and you are all alone in the world.

Wish Iva would realise that I am all mens dream girl

[Iva]

Wish granted, but all the gorgeous, nice and right guys have me on their mind
I wish nobody will ever read back the last few pages

[ShiningStar]

Lol Wish granted but now everything was posted on the internet and everyone saw it

I wish I could go to bed

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but your bed consists of a newspaper and a sack of potatoes.

I wish I wasn't tired so I could return an email.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you have no Internet connection

I wish I could drink a cup of coffee

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but it's cold, and from yesterday morning.

I wish I didn't have work in the morning.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you have school in the morning

I wish I could have my sons here

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but they crashed your office computer system, and your boss is angry now.

I wish I had a long 5 day weekend.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but your boss wants you now to work at weekends

I wish I could be an actress

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but it only lasts for 3 minutes.

I wish I could be in a Blockbuster movie!

[grigtho]

Wish granted but no one buys your DVD's

I wish I could change the world

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but you can only change it for the worse.

I wish sleep wasn't necessary.

[Iva]

Wish granted, but instead of sleep running the marathon everyday is a necessity
I wish there is no 'must' and 'have to' for a day

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but now there is a "need too"

I wish i was a member of the band

[HANFGARN]

Wish granted, but you're the worst band ever

I wish that my friend would call me