Corrupting wishes

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-05-2007, 13:29:00

wish granted but u get banned form GH

wish i did not hanve a hang over

**RBS** · 11-05-2007, 14:23:38

Wish granted but now you have a full bottle of the good stuff in front of you.

I wish all my clocks in the house were set at the correct time.

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-05-2007, 15:06:58

wish granted but it was the correct time in a different time zone.

I wish cigarattes were good for you.

**Ravensd** · 11-06-2007, 02:01:40

wish granted, but absinth now kills

I wish that I could invent something that would make me rich

**grigtho** · 11-06-2007, 06:45:00

Wish granted but the money now have no value

I wish I could read minds

**EscapeGirl** · 11-06-2007, 08:22:40

Wish granted, but you can only read the minds of babies, and you can't understand their thoughts anyway.

I wish I felt good all the time.

**Ravensd** · 11-06-2007, 13:58:17

wish granted, but now you don't know what bad feels like so feeling good has become moot

i wish i didn't have night blindness

**RBS** · 11-06-2007, 22:31:00

wish granted but your friends expect you to drive at night now.

I wish I could sing like a bird

**Ravensd** · 11-06-2007, 22:44:54

wish granted, but a hunter shoots you by accident thinking your an actual bird

I wish the world would do away with money

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-06-2007, 23:01:06

Wish granted but now that nothing has any value at all everyone has lost the will to live.

I wish i had a dodo bird.

**Ravensd** · 11-07-2007, 02:28:46

wish granted, but it tramples you to death

i wish brimful was my next door neighbor.....(apparently we have something in common...drinking...LOL)

**EscapeGirl** · 11-07-2007, 02:58:32

Wish granted, but she's always too hungover to want to drink with ya.

I wish I lived in Europe.

**Ravensd** · 11-07-2007, 03:07:34

wish graned, but the USA just declared war and nuked it

i wish I was a Ninja

**EscapeGirl** · 11-07-2007, 03:18:14

Wish granted but you accidentally kill yourself with one of your ninja stars.

I wish I could take a two week vacation to Hawaii.

**Ravensd** · 11-07-2007, 03:26:38

wish granted, but you "Dog" hurls racial slurs at you

i wish my head didn't hurt

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