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  • wish granted but all the rest of your body hurts now

    i wish i didn't feel sick everytime i ate something
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    • wish granted but nothing tastes good no mo

      i wish i had sum candy
      If you want to rebel against your parents, outlive them, outearn them, and know more than they do. -Henry Rollins

      If anybody has the ole Xbox Live, be sure to add me: ArchaicBread

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      • Granted,but it has a scorpion inside

        I wish,I wish,for a fish.


        I'm not in the business of faking to please vain opposers


        "It's better to be hated for what you are...then loved for what you're not" -Kurt Cobain

        "Life is measured not by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away".

        "Dream as if you'll live forever..and live as if you'll die today". -James Dean

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        • wish granted but it's covered in slugs

          i wish people would understand when i'm being sarcastic and when i'm not
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          • wish granted but noone likes u jk

            i wish i had a car
            If you want to rebel against your parents, outlive them, outearn them, and know more than they do. -Henry Rollins

            If anybody has the ole Xbox Live, be sure to add me: ArchaicBread

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            • Granted,but you get ran over by it.


              I wish for a bagel..mmmm. =d


              I'm not in the business of faking to please vain opposers


              "It's better to be hated for what you are...then loved for what you're not" -Kurt Cobain

              "Life is measured not by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away".

              "Dream as if you'll live forever..and live as if you'll die today". -James Dean

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              • wish granted but you drop it on the floor and gets covered in unmentionable muck

                i wish for a puppy
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                • granted put the puppy chews everything and pees on everything

                  i wish i had another cat
                  I am and will always be a timetraveler

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                  • wish granted but i steal it from you

                    i wish i never got headaches
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                    • granted but now you get stomgh achs

                      i wish i could spell good
                      I am and will always be a timetraveler

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                      • wsh grntd bt yr mth scks

                        i wish i had a heart
                        If you want to rebel against your parents, outlive them, outearn them, and know more than they do. -Henry Rollins

                        If anybody has the ole Xbox Live, be sure to add me: ArchaicBread

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                        • wish granted but you lose both ur kidneys

                          i wish i could stop seeing things that aren't really there
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                          • granted but know you can't see at all

                            i wish that i was David Tennate's girlfriend
                            I am and will always be a timetraveler

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                            • wish granted but you break up after being together for 1 second

                              i wish i had a giant plate of jelly
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                              • wsh grntd bt u gt all sticky

                                iwish i was emo
                                If you want to rebel against your parents, outlive them, outearn them, and know more than they do. -Henry Rollins

                                If anybody has the ole Xbox Live, be sure to add me: ArchaicBread

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