Corrupting wishes

**Chocbubbles** · 09-14-2008, 03:55:07

wish granted but all the rest of your body hurts now

i wish i didn't feel sick everytime i ate something

**point click man** · 09-14-2008, 03:58:13

wish granted but nothing tastes good no mo

i wish i had sum candy

**Alias** · 09-14-2008, 04:01:50

Granted,but it has a scorpion inside

I wish,I wish,for a fish.

**Chocbubbles** · 09-14-2008, 04:02:51

wish granted but it's covered in slugs

i wish people would understand when i'm being sarcastic and when i'm not

**point click man** · 09-14-2008, 04:03:29

wish granted but noone likes u jk

i wish i had a car

**Alias** · 09-14-2008, 04:05:28

Granted,but you get ran over by it.

I wish for a bagel..mmmm. =d

**Chocbubbles** · 09-14-2008, 04:07:38

wish granted but you drop it on the floor and gets covered in unmentionable muck

i wish for a puppy

**1momomo124** · 09-14-2008, 04:08:36

granted put the puppy chews everything and pees on everything

i wish i had another cat

**Chocbubbles** · 09-14-2008, 04:09:40

wish granted but i steal it from you

i wish i never got headaches

**1momomo124** · 09-14-2008, 04:10:30

granted but now you get stomgh achs

i wish i could spell good

**point click man** · 09-14-2008, 04:12:01

wsh grntd bt yr mth scks

i wish i had a heart

**Chocbubbles** · 09-14-2008, 04:14:52

wish granted but you lose both ur kidneys

i wish i could stop seeing things that aren't really there

**1momomo124** · 09-14-2008, 04:16:28

granted but know you can't see at all

i wish that i was David Tennate's girlfriend

**Chocbubbles** · 09-14-2008, 04:20:58

wish granted but you break up after being together for 1 second

i wish i had a giant plate of jelly

**point click man** · 09-14-2008, 04:22:25

wsh grntd bt u gt all sticky

iwish i was emo

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