Corrupting wishes

[Iva]

Wish granted, but you'll have to work there 24/7
I wish I had a bananatree in my garden

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u get too pre occupied with it the world forgets all bout u

wish google would be more fun

[Iva]

Wish granted but you'll get all sorts of nasty ad and spyware on your pc
I wish I wasn't so sleepy

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but now theres nothing to do

wish i could sleep as soon as my head touched the pillow

[Iva]

Wish granted, but you wake up an hour after that and can't sleep anymore (Lame I know )
I wish it was easier

[Brimful-Asha]

(pretty lame )

wish granted, you are easier

wish i had a plasma tv and a bathtub in my bathroom

[Evita]

wish granted, but the tv short-circuited and the bathtub is clogged

I wish I hadn't eaten so much on Thanksgiving

[SamStahh<33]

Wish granted but you ate even more the next day

I wish I had a million dollars

[Evita]

Wish Granted, but it's in a locked account and you don't have the password

I wish I never got sick ever again

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but now you have buck teeth

wish i did not have to go through this every month

[Iva]

Wish granted, but you'll be a man or a very old woman, you choose
I wish I didn't forget to buy dogfood

[Brimful-Asha]

wish grranted but now your dogfood forgets about u ()

wish i had gone into the shower first grrrr

[Iva]

Wish granted but you fall asleep under the shower and wake up because of the freezing water pooring down on you
I wish I could remember where my nice make-me-warm-neck-pillow was

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but now u forget to put ur trousers on everytime u go out.

wish my i had all the scented candles in the wooooorld

[Iva]

Wish granted, but you find out burning them all at once isn't such a good idea...
I wish my neighbours didn't have small children