Corrupting wishes

[Iva]

Wish granted, but she makes Dutch tea, without milk and sugar
I wish I had my own private masseur

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but this masseur is a little hands on and ugly (tho i dont know if ur complainin)

wish i could master mind over matter

[RBS]

wish granted but he rubs you the wrong way and you bitchslap him over to Finland
I wish I could see a fjord

Edit Sumi got it first. I wish math was cool.

[jenni.p123]

Wish granted but it's only cool to you

I wish my name was Jennifer Kelly

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but somehow boys seeem to be repellent towards that name

wish it wasnt roastin in here

[jenni.p123]

Wish granted but now you regret that wish because it gets waaay too cold

I wish i didn't have braces

[Iva]

Wish granted, but your teeth look awful ()
I wish the homo sapiens had evolved better

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but your the exception

wish i had a new phone

[Iva]

Wish granted, but it's too complicated for you
I wish I didn't have to work to earn money

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but now you need money to work (makes sense

wishmy one eye was bigger than the other

[Iva]

(Uhm NO! )

Wish granted, but you realise too late it looks absolutely ridiculous (Why would you want that???)
I wish all humans were furry

[Brimful-Asha]

(cos i knew it was already corrupted as it was )

wish granted but you develop a serious allergy to human fur

wish i ould transport myself thru a mobile phone

[Iva]

Wish granted, but you can't take your phone with you so you get stuck
I wish I was 20 again

[RBS]

wish granted but everybody else is so dumb

I wish I could disco dance

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you have the face of a 40 year old.

i wish i owned a pc world.


i seem to be havin a slow day today

wish granted but everyone else terms it as the chicken dance

i wish i owned a pc world