Corrupting wishes

[LovelyUndeadVam]

(i hope you know that she already does that, except with goomie and not honey-poo)

granted, but now everything just hurts really bad.

i wish that my cat was older.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but you start to lose your SKIN when you itch that place and it never grows back and u become a bloody pulp *eewwww*

EDIT: granted but your cat becomes one hundred and 2 and is just a skeleton cat but it is still living and it freaks all your friends out and they never go to your house again...

i wish i was evil

[Justeazy]

Granted, but he/she becomes so old to turn to dust!!!

EDIT: Granted, but you are so evil, you kill yourself just to prove it!


I wish that my skin would grow back...

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but it's now ugly looking with scars and whatnot.

i wish that i was 18 and not 14 without any side effects.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but you got the numbers the wrong way round and you actually become 81

i wish there was some pain relief that i didn't throw up when i took it

[Justeazy]

Granted, but it is not a side effect, but a front effect when the time changer machine crashes and you are only HALF 18,,

EDIT: Granted, but you become addicted and a druggie and I don't like you anymore!

I wish my skin would be majically healed like at the blood oath celebration in Eldest!

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but you are now addicted to tylenol.

granted, but it all goes wrong and you turn into a girl!

i wish that i could play tony hawk.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but you become a skating nerd and you become addicted and become fat cause you don't do anything but play it

i wish i could rollerskate better than i can

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but now you are so good that you can only get a job at your local Rollarama (skating thing).

i wish that my cat would love me more.

[Justeazy]

Granted, but he hacks up all his hairballs on you to show it!


I wish my neck wouldn't hurt as much!

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but now your feet hurt and you can't walk.

i wish that i could skateboard in real life.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but you hurt yourself so bad you can never skate again

i wish i had something to do in the holidays

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but now you are so busy that when you go to see your aunt, you were supposed to see your grandpa and he gets mad and shuns you for life.

i wish that i could tag something without getting in trouble.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u feel guilty and turn yourself in anyways

i wish i didn't have a headache

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but now everyone you wanted to hang out with has a headache.

i wish that i never felt guilty for tagging things.