Corrupting wishes

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but you become a stripper.

i wish that i could do something impossible without hurting myself or dying.

[Justeazy]

Granted, but he won't let you tell him he's not a monster, and does monstorous things,

EDIT: Granted, but it is the impossibility of being hated by EVERY SINGLE PERSON on EARTH!

I wish I would get 100% notes on Knights of Cydonia!

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but now you can't pass the game (MUAHAHA!)

i wish that i could hold hands with someone without getting a disease.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but you die if you hold hands with anyone

i wish my sister wouldn't jump out of rooms at me at night time

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but she instead plays pranks in the dark.

i wish that i never got sick.

[Justeazy]

(, you lied, I only got 98%, )
Granted,, but now everyone around you is, and you must be quarantined to be kept unsick

I wish Raining Blood wasn't SOOOO HARD!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now it's so easy you get bored by it

i wish i could fly to Pluto

[Clank]

Granted but Pluto is a vaccum and you burst because of no oxygen :

i wish i could sit on the sun and safely get back to earth alive and well and that nothing could go wrong and also the corruptor of this wish is cursed by god and suffers an inconsequensable death the second someone trys to corrupt it

[LovelyUndeadVam]

bwahaha. i'm not religious!

granted, but now you want to do it again, and once you do you get burned to little itty bitty, charred pieces! ()

i wish that nothing ever went wrong.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but life becomes so boring you kill yourself

i wish there really was an underground tunnel from New Zealand to Australia

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but when you venture into it, it caves in and you're trapped and have to eat grubs for the rest of your life.

i wish that i wasn't hated by everyone.

[Chocbubbles]

(awwww i don't hate u )

granted but everyone makes friends with you but they're over friendly and it creeps u out

i wish i had a job so i could earn money

[LovelyUndeadVam]

(aww. )

granted, but the job is hard and you only make minimum wage.

i wish that my nose would clear up.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but then your throat gets all clogged up...with melted cheese

i wish it wasn't so friggin hot!

[LovelyUndeadVam]

(......cheese? )

granted, but now you are freezing almost to death.

i wish that i was never wrong.