Corrupting wishes

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u gain a terribul life

i wish that video games were free of charge

[Clank]

Granted but when everyone buys them they run outta stock

I wish the corruptor of this wish has a happy life and cant do anything to ruin mine

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u turn into ned flanders

i wish that it was so cold up here

[Clank]

granted but your blood freezes and you turn into a large icicle


I wish i could jump off a large building and smash into the ground with a potato strapped to my head

[Animal Dragon]

(oops, i meant wasn't so cold)

granted but the potato doesn't even splat

i wish that it wasn't so cold up here

[Clank]

granted but it gets so hot and your blood boils


I wish i could die with a penny in my pocket

[Animal Dragon]

(i make my friends blood boil all the time)

granted but the penny rolls out after u die

i wish i could do something worthwhile

[Clank]

Granted but you are not worth while which is impossible

I wish i could play corrupting wishes

[Animal Dragon]

granted and no one corrupts the wish, making it pointless

i wish i could stop bad things from happnening

[Clank]

granted and something bad happens


I wish i could blink

[Animal Dragon]

(yeah but i stopped it )

granted but u can't stop

i wish that i owned a real dragon

[Clank]

granted but it turns out to be a nasty dragon

I wish i could be happy all the time and annoy people with my happiness

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u meet someone even happier and u die of frustration when their not annoyed

i wish i could organise events and days out with my mates with out any trouble

[Clank]

granted but they dont want to go !

I wish i could be the happiest person alive ever and annoy people with my happiness

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u meet someone even happier and u die of frustration when their not annoyed (u all ready asked)

i wish i was like the elves out of eldest