Corrupting wishes

[Chocbubbles]

granted but you type so fast your computer keys start to catch fire

i wish the Earth was flat, just to see what it would look like

[Justeazy]

Granted, but as soon as you see it, the oceans overrun the land and the entire earth is destroyed!


I wish my laptop stand didn't hurt my wrists so much...

[Chocbubbles]

granted...

i wish my ankle would heal faster

[Justeazy]

Granted, but now your wish gets corrupted just to get you back for not following the rules...



I wish my mom would not smoke!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now she drinks and drinks and drinks...

i wish my hair wasn't so knotty at the moment

[Justeazy]

Granted, but it all falls out!


I wish my toenails were easier to clip!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but when u clip them u accidentally clip your toe off...somehow

i wish i didn't keep getting distracted by things and kept on reading Brisingr

[Justeazy]

Granted, but your book is disappointing as the movie Eragon was! (Don't worry, I've read it and it isn't, )


I wish I would savor my books instead of reading them so fast...

[Chocbubbles]

granted but the only books u read from now on are about a nerd who starts a cheese factory and his adventures

i wish i was the richest person on Earth

[Justeazy]

Granted, but you lose it all in a bet with ME!!!



I wish that cheese-factory-founding-nerd has AWESOME adventures!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u fall madly in love with him

i wish my apple pie was ready

[cant_run]

granted but it smells like dirty socks

I wish I have a cooler name.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but no one likes it

i wish more people were on here

[Clank]

Granted but so many come on, vbulletin goes down and you cant play


I wish i had low metabolism so i could eat loads and loads and not care what i eat

[Edawg]

Granted, but everybody thinks you're a pig.

I wish that somebody wouldn't corrupt my wishes.