Corrupting wishes

[Ravensd]

Wish granted, but everyone around you is deaf

I wish my car wasn't broken

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you are too drunk to drive

I wish I had more free time

[Swim Girl]

wish granted but it is too sparse to do anything with

i wish my crush would realize i like him and ask me out

[Ravensd]

wish granted but he then tells you hes moving to another country


I wish my boss would get off my back

[grigtho]

Wish granted but surplus you

I wish I could fly

[Ravensd]

wish granted but as you fly your sucked into the engine of an airplane


I wish I had a mansion

[grigtho]

Wish granted but it's locked and no keys around

I wish I could be a boy

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but you still talk like a girl

I wish I had a better memory

[Swim Girl]

wish granted, but you forget everything you knew previously

i wish that i wasnt failing math and history...

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but your passing with a 51%

I wish I didnt have to spend money to take the bus home everyday

[Ravensd]

wish granted but the bus stop is 10 miles from home


I wish they would invent an IV for beer

[invincible]

wish granted but there is no such thing as beer now

i wish my club penguin character could get 100000000 coins, cannot get banned and this wish cannot get corruppted

*drops a penny in the nearest well*

[Iva]

Wish granted, but club penguin is taken off the net

I wish I could sing like Eva Cassidy

[invincible]

wish granted but since you get fatter no one likes you

i wish i wish whoever answers this question will turn into a fish

[Mcakkay]

Wish granted but it hits my protective bubble and bounces back at you

I wish that I could find nice black boots for the halloween dance