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  • Wish granted but the boots don't fit.

    I wish I had a real right foot.

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    • Wish granted, but then you have some freak accident and have to get the left one amputated.


      I wish I had a girlfriend

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      • You get a girlfriend but she is fat and ugly.

        I wish I didn't get so many injuries.

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        • wish granted, but not before you have one last injury....being impaled by a pitchfork


          OOPs forgot to post my wish again


          I wish I could travel through Europe

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          • Wish granted but you get attacked by a mob.

            I wish I would stop getting attacked in school.

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            • wish granted, but not before your attacked one last time.....and someone impales you with a pitchfork.......MUAAHAHAHA

              I wish the heat worked in my house

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              • dang you and that pitchfork.

                wish granted but the heat goes up so far that your house lights on fire.

                I wish your pitchfork would burn.

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                • wish granted, but not before I STAB you with it ONE more time just for the heck of it.......MUUAHAHAHA...ROFL....sorry I'll stop now.


                  I wish a rich relative would die and leave me lots of money

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                  • wish granted but your become mean and nobody likes you

                    i wish my dad pulled some of the weight in the family
                    If you want to rebel against your parents, outlive them, outearn them, and know more than they do. -Henry Rollins

                    If anybody has the ole Xbox Live, be sure to add me: ArchaicBread

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                    • wish granted but he pulled the weight into his belly.

                      I wish I could bring my Biology mark up
                      Sister Dia <3
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                      Why Are YOU Worrying about You-Know-Who?
                      You SHOULD Be Worrying About
                      U-NO-POO -
                      the CONSTIPATION SENSATION That's Gripping the Nation!

                      Why so Serious?

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                      • wish granted, but you fail everything else

                        I wish it would snow

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                        • wish granted but then theres so much snow it covers your house so you cant leave for like 5 months...dang that sucks

                          I wish our school hockey team was better
                          Sister Dia <3
                          Elite Member of GFARDTO

                          Why Are YOU Worrying about You-Know-Who?
                          You SHOULD Be Worrying About
                          U-NO-POO -
                          the CONSTIPATION SENSATION That's Gripping the Nation!

                          Why so Serious?

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                          • wish granted,but the team gets so good they quit the school

                            i wish i had a laptop
                            :dogfoot:MY ONLINE FAMILY::dogfoot:

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                            BROTHER in-law: Yorick:yayfox:
                            SISTERS in-law: dia :happyflower: and Mcakkay:happyflower:

                            :yaya:Please help my little dragon eggs hatch! :yaya:

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                            • Granted, but they are so good they are banned from ever playing hockey again.

                              I wish I weighed a little less.

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                              • uhh oh i dont know who to answer....
                                i'll answer both

                                @ Nef - wish granted but it got a virus and blew up :p
                                @ Someguy - wish granted but you think since you lost weight you can eat whatever...and you gain it allll back

                                I wish I had co-operative hair!!
                                Sister Dia <3
                                Elite Member of GFARDTO

                                Why Are YOU Worrying about You-Know-Who?
                                You SHOULD Be Worrying About
                                U-NO-POO -
                                the CONSTIPATION SENSATION That's Gripping the Nation!

                                Why so Serious?

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