Corrupting wishes

[Elni]

Wish granted but it doesn't work >)
I wish for a faster computer (not running with legs, not for me to be slow )

[Hitman]

Wish granted but Hmmm.... but it has a strange operating system that you don't know how to work with (Hah )

I wish for $1.000.000 that I can not Burn, lose, drop or give to anyone

[Darknight]

Wish granted but you can only have it for the last two days of your life.

I wish for a Corrupted Wish.

[Elni]

wish granted so its is corrupted, by corrupted it
I wish for a manual for my new computer that is easy to read, I am not become blind or stupid, or cant use my hand, or the computer collapses, or the screen is burn, or I loose electricity or money, the book cannot be harmed, burn, loose or anything happened to it (well i think i cover everything , ow and cannot die or lost)

[Hitman]

Wish granted but it's in Japanese ( That was easy )

I wish for a Non-corrupting wish

[Elni]

Well I thought i said easy to read LOL Good one Hitman
wish granted but it's a wish 4 someone else
I wish a nice evening 2morrow

[Hitman]

(Oh, but Japanese is easy to read, ....for Japanese people )

Wish granted and the evening is nice, but you fall asleep early

I wish for a better pillow

[Elni]

OW U got me there...U want a better pillow???
Wish granted but u cant fell asleep or seat for your rest of your life hahaha LOL
I wish a night foul of stars

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but they're hidden by all the clouds.

I wish for an easy class tonight at Uni.

[Elni]

wish granted as u fell asleep at your desk hahaha
i wish for telepathy powers

[Darknight]

Wish granted but you can't control it.

I wish for a break

[Elni]

wish granted but ther is anything to do during break
I wish for a promotion (for Me )

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but you now have 26 hours of work in a 24 hour period of work, and are quickly fired.

I wish for somebunny ELSE to do my work, AND do a good job at it, while I get to keep my job, and still get paid the same or better.

[Darknight]

Wish granted but that persons now calls you da monkey boss.

I wish for less work and More Money.

[Elni]

wish granted but you start become lazy and loose your job
I wish I could breathe beneath water but still could be n land, and not to transform in anything