Corrupting wishes

[someguy]

granted, but your a star that everyone hates. (I still think your cool party )

I wish I had two kidneys.

[ForeverJoseph]

granted but one gets messed up

i wish i had a pretzel

[someguy]

granted, but it's rotten and has maggots crawling around on it.

I wish I wasn't bipolar.

[ForeverJoseph]

granted but now ur lifes ruined because u misss the way u used to be

i wish i had a pizza

[someguy]

Granted, but it's rotten and maggoty. And I would love to not be bipolar, trust me.

I wish Avenged Sevenfold would play a concert here that I could legally go to that everyone who liked Avenged Sevenfold would love and the weather was good througout the whole concert and none of the equipment failed and everything was perfect and it was real and nothing could go wrong.

[Justeazy]

I wish Avenged Sevenfold would play a concert here that I could legally go to that everyone who liked Avenged Sevenfold would love and the weather was good througout the whole concert and none of the equipment failed and everything was perfect and it was real and nothing could go wrong.

Granted... they WOULD play a concert, except they didn't schedule one, so you don't get one.

I wish I wasn't sick...

[someguy]

Would as in will.

Granted, but your bones are broken.

[Justeazy]

You forgot a wish someguy!

[Chocbubbles]

ohh i'll make a wish then!

i wish someguy wasn't so forgetful

[Justeazy]

Granted, but now you never get a turn


I wish I could play GHIII on expert already!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but a giant spider crawls down onto ur head and kills u and feeds u to it's children so u never get to play it again

i wish i was at least an average height except for being the 5th shortest in my year group

[Alias]

Justeazy>Pssh I can (yes,I'm telling the truth)

Choco> granted,but then your too tall

I wish I could play Halo on hard

[Justeazy]

Granted, but you're still no match for me! (, sorry, but I couldn't think of, and Halo is so easy it sucks)


I wish my hair wouldn't grow anymore.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but it stops growing hairs and starts growing a garden of cherry blossoms and pinetrees

i wish my cat wouldn't always try to steal my food

[Alias]

Justeazy>Ha,I'll admit it is easy but it feels so slow to me I can't get sed to the game play


>Granted,but it falls out,never grows again and you remain bald at your current age

Choco>granted,but then you try to steal your cat's food