Corrupting wishes

[cathiek]

Granted. not more bleeding because you don't have more blood in your body and now you are pretty dead!

i wish i could get out of the infinate loop.

[Justeazy]

Granted, but you have to give up your powers!


I wish my mom would hurry up and call so I can open my presents!!! (she has to work, so I have to do it on the phone, )

[cathiek]

granted, your mother called you opened all your presents and find out that every body gave you paper clips!!!!

I wish i can have a nice birthday this year w/lots of balloons

[Chocbubbles]

granted but the only person there is you and your 31 cats

i wish it would rain here again so i could go jump in puddles and get wet

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but the puddles are all too small.

i wish this cough would go away.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now you sprout a large rash all over your body

i wish i had some noodles to eat

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but the noodles are gross.

i wish that the cheese cake was ready.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but it's burnt and crumbles in your hands

i wish i had your cheesecake and it was perfect

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but it's the kind you hate most.

i wish that it wasn't so cold in my house.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but it's so hot you melt into a tiny little puddle on the floor

i wish i was taller than 5 foot

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but now you are freakishly tall and everyone looks at you like you're a freak.

i wish that Hollywood Undead would have another concert here.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but you're grounded so u can't go

i wish some cool bands that i like from america would come here

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but they really suck in concert.

i wish that i could find something good to drink.

[Alias]

Granted,but your thirst is never quenched

I wish I could see the future

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but you go insane because you see how you are going to die.