Corrupting wishes

[1momomo124]

granted but someone gets a heart attack anyway

i wish i was good at writing books!

[Justeazy]

Granted, but all of your pencils are broken your pens are outta ink and your keyboard is missing all the vowels


I wish I could type the story that is in my head faster so I can get it published quicker!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but as you print it out a 'mysterious' fire breaks out and destroys all your hard work

i wish i was taller

[Justeazy]

Granted, but now you are TOO tall for rollercoasters, or even doorways!



I wish I would get off and do my homework like I was supposed to 5 hours ago!

[Heartofthedark]

Wish granted but your homework is eaten by llamas!

Same as yours but add 2 hours

[sedam]

granted but your homework is totally wrong

i wish people wouldn't corrupt my wishes

[ForeverJoseph]

wish granted but i lied

i wish i couldnt be sad

[Clank]

wish granted but when you are constantly happy all the time you start to feel depressed which is different from sad


I wish i could post a thread without it being binned

[ForeverJoseph]

wish granted but nobody likes them

i wish there was no such thing as country music anywhere

[Clank]

granted but then the big craze is folk music, even worse


I wish there was no such thing as wasps because they hurt and we have no need for them

[ForeverJoseph]

wish granted but then a new species of ants form and are even worse then wasps and their stings are fatal

i wish i had cable tv in my room

[Clank]

granted but then you have to move home into the middle of a desert where you cant get a signal

i wish i was king of the world for a day and everybody worshipped me

[ova]

Wish granted but you are gonna lose your crown with your head
I wish I could go for sleep and never wake up

[Justeazy]

Wish granted, but... your pillow is uncomfortable



I wish my nose wasn't stuffed up!

[Clank]

Granted but then you have to go and sit in a pig sty for a whole day where it absolutely stinks


I wish i wasn't so unrealistic