Corrupting wishes

[ForeverJoseph]

granted but you cant stand being too realistic and go delirious.

i wish i knew how to do a flip

[Justeazy]

Granted, but you slip and break something...


I wish that I was WAAY awesomer!

[Alias]

Granted,but then you're WAAY TOO awesome

I wish (I) was WAAY awesomer,lol.

[Justeazy]

Wish granted, but you still don't compete with me,


I wish YOUR wish wouldn't get corrupted!

[1momomo124]

granted but i makr a wish and it gets corrupted

i wish i could do a cart wheel

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now you can't stop, and you go on and on and on like a ferris wheel

i wish i had more friends

[Justeazy]

Granted, but now you never get any alone time!


I wish I would stop getting distraced by things such as forum games, and write my story like I keep saying I will...

[Chocbubbles]

wish granted but you finish your story and it's so dull it makes you fall asleep at the first word

i wish i was in the mood to continue writing MY story.

[Justeazy]

Wish granted, but part of your corruption was wrong, and everyone is too interested in MY story to read yours, back (jk)


I wish my corruption wasn't so evil...

[Clank]

Granted but you end up being nice, and people who are constantly nice get on everybodys nerves and you don't want that do you


I wish my love for the game spore wasn't so strong

[Chocbubbles]

wish granted but now you're addicted to playing solitare ALLLLLLLLLL NIGHT LONG...

i wish i didn't feel so bloated right now...

[Justeazy]

Granted, but you are feeling stomach pumped instead,


I wish I didn't have that sneeze feeling, or I would sneeze already...

[Chocbubbles]

wish granted but you now have a strange urge to dance like a chicken and scream "WOOF, WOOF!"

i wish spiders and wetas and cockcroaches didn't exist

[Clank]

Granted but you miss squashing them


I wish i wasn't as fat as i am ( i am not fat just 4 pounds overweight)

[ova]

Wish granted but you will starve till the end of your life
I wish I could read minds