Corrupting wishes

[Animal Dragon]

@ mcakkay granted but he dumps u for me
@tpitt, that would be awsome, granted but they r burned through and useless to u


i wish i was any good at the picture game

[Mcakkay]

your wish animal?

[tpittman-11]

Wish granted, but you're only a little bit good and cant attach the file. ( like me )

I wish I had indestructable hockey cards

[Animal Dragon]

granted but their blank

i wish i was born with dragon wings

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but they are only one foot long each so you can't fly

I wish I was better at writing essays

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u r given more and much longer essays too write

i wish i could write a best selling story (that isn't owned by someone else)

[Mcakkay]

Wish granted but then you are so famous that you have hundreds of stalkers and crazed fans and you are always scared for your life lol

I wish I could go to oxford university lol (def don't have the grades for that school!)

[Animal Dragon]

granted but it's too much for u too bare

i wish i was really smart

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but you get kidnapped by evil people who use your smartness to build terrible weapons

I wish I had a better hair cut

[Animal Dragon]

granted but after time it makes ur hair much worse until u have none left

i wish i had a lifetime supply of chocolate

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but you eat so much that you get fat and explode...

I wish I was rich

[tpittman-11]

Wish granted but you have to pay it all to taxes

I wish for a new, fitting, clean smelling shirt

[Mcakkay]

(nooo!!)

Wish granted but its an ugly colour of yellow

I wish I had enough money to travel safely to and back from australia

[someguy]

Granted, but you contract a disease that reveals itself when you get home.

I wish I got more than five hours of sleep last night.

[Mcakkay]

wish granted..you got 5 hours and 10 mins of sleep last night

I wish I had skinny jeans