Corrupting wishes

**Mcakkay** · 11-04-2008, 22:25:36

wish granted but your leg is broken instead

I wish the speed limit was raised by 10km/h

**Clank** · 11-05-2008, 16:17:55

granted but you crash into a truck full of tomatoes

I wish there was no unhappiness in the world

**Animal Dragon** · 11-05-2008, 17:15:25

granted but u move to another world which is filled with unhappiness

i wish for universal peace

**Clank** · 11-05-2008, 17:16:52

granted but you hate peace

I wish for a pebble

**Animal Dragon** · 11-05-2008, 17:18:10

granted but it rolls away

i wish i didn't have so much anger!

**Clank** · 11-05-2008, 17:20:02

granted but it replaces with depression

I wish i could fly

**Animal Dragon** · 11-05-2008, 18:37:20

granted but u flyy into the jet of a plane

i wish fireworks were quieter

**Clank** · 11-05-2008, 18:56:51

granted but then they get louder

I wish 5000 fireworks were set off silmultaneously

**Animal Dragon** · 11-05-2008, 18:57:53

granted but they destroy the world

i wish i could write my own life

**Clank** · 11-05-2008, 19:02:26

granted but you cant spell so when you write i wish i had a dog, it might say i wish i had a hog

I wish i could make better corruptions

**Animal Dragon** · 11-05-2008, 19:20:17

granted but u have no's wish too corrupt

i wish i..... i ken(know, in scottish)... stuff

**Clank** · 11-05-2008, 19:49:54

granted but you are always wrong

I wishi could type faster

**Animal Dragon** · 11-05-2008, 21:30:13

granted no one understands what u said

i wish this laptop was easier too use

**someguy** · 11-05-2008, 23:14:58

granted, but then it breaks five seconds after you wish is granted.

I wish that more people were on?

**Mcakkay** · 11-06-2008, 00:11:46

wish granted but then its harder for you to keep up on all the forum games

I wish I had better hair

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