Corrupting wishes

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but stuff is sooo general that it is interpreted as: you are better at making stuffing for turkey.....which would be a good thing but thats all your better at

I wish I could have some turkey stuffing right now

[Animal Dragon]

granted but my dog eated it

i wish Bob was more obedient

[2 Tails]

Granted but when you sya a word he will do it!

I wish that Sparky was real for good!

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but he is the most annoying thing you could ever imagine and you imediately regret your wish

I wish I had a cute lovable pet

[2 Tails]

Granted but it got rabies!

I wish tat it was not cold here.

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but here refers to where you are sitting...your warm aslong as you sit at your computer...and only for the next hour...ha

i wish I didn't need a shower..cuz my hair was nice and I smelled pretty

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u need a bath and some cream that reallllly stinks

i wish that the spiders and bugs would stop getting into my house

[1momomo124]

granted but they are going into YOU!!!

i wish i didn't have any volleyball tommrow

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but then you get fat because you aren't working out

I wish I could score more goals

[1momomo124]

granted but you where scoring in the other team's goal

i wish i had some more gum

[Mcakkay]

(that would be a good thing)

wish granted but its grass flavoured

I wish I has a laptop

[1momomo124]

granted but it crashes a lot

i wish i had all the mystery scince theater 3000 episodes

[someguy]

granted, but they shut off after 2 minutes.

I wish that I wasn't grounded.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but now u r cant go inside and it rains

i wish i could move things with my mind

[someguy]

granted but it kills your brain.

I wish that I had powers that didn't hurt and/or kill me.