Corrupting wishes

[Animal Dragon]

granted but ur slowly decaying because u didn't eat enough

i wish that i could be on the comp while at school

[someguy]

granted, but it crashes.

I wish that I wasn't in so much pain

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now you can't feel anything...

i wish i had something to do

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but you get to do my 15 page biology lab which is due in two days and i have barely started...have fun and thanks

I wish I didn't have to do this lab (thus I don't fail or lose marks for not doing it..its just disapears and I am 30x happier)

[Chocbubbles]

granted but a Dementor comes and steals your soul

i wish it was Christmas right now

[someguy]

(feel nothing. My dream! Thank you!)
Granted, but you get NOTHING!!!

I wish I couldn't feel anything.

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but you cut yourself and don't feel it and loss all your blood and meet an untimely death..when instead you could have bandaged it and lived

I wish I had a better memory

[Justeazy]

Granted, but the memory-bettering only works on bad memories


I with my stomach didn't hurt.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u have a slitting head ache instead that while never leave

i wish i could read faster

[Clank]

granted but your iris gets trapped in your lash which gets caught in your ball leading to a synapse

I wish i could wish for someone not to corrupt this wish of a wish for a wish for someone not to corrupt it

[Animal Dragon]

granted but there was no wish to corrupt, game over

i wish that the donkey who ate the dohnut which ate a banana which made this wish would wish for a banana which ate the dohnut which ate the donkey

[Studoku]

Granted, but you get so confused your face implodes. +5 Brownie Points to anyone who gets the 'Experimental Film' reference.

I wish for a giant bag of money that isn't booby trapped.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but i stole it all out of ur pockets

i wish it was tuesday 23rd of december 2008 already

[Clank]

granted but it starts raining

I wish i could die

[Animal Dragon]

(its scotland, its gonna rain either way)
granted but u die painfully repeatedly

i wish it was easier to learn other languages