Corrupting wishes

[EscapeGirl]

(ROFL )

Wish granted but it's on da other side of da world in a REAL looney bin.

I wish I could rescue da husbun's other half. (That sounds funny! )

[Darknight]

Wish granted but now your in a Loony Bin half way around da world with one half og ME.

I wish I was Whole Again.

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but Scapie's now i three parts

I wish the light in the shower worked

[EscapeGirl]

(I am! Sounds like an inner self problem. )

Wish granted but now da shower doesn't work!

I wish I wasn't in three parts.

[Darknight]

Wish granted. But We Know I'm not good at gluing People back together. Sorry.

I wish my lips weren't chaped.

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish grated, now you don't have lips

I wish I had a bottle of coke

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted but someone poured sand in it.

I wish I could go home early from work cuz I'm on spring break!

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but then you won't have summer holidays

I wish I could find the episode I'm looking for

[chyeahhitseric]

Wish granted but your then TV suddenly explodes.

I wish that I could get a new phone.

[invincible]

wish granted but now the new phone has broke

i wish aroplane that goes from mexico to birmingham will be fixed cause my mom and dad are stuck at mexico for another day

[wirodeu]

Wish granted, but while the areplane's almost ready to start, The areplane goes <boom>.

I wish "they" stop trying to get me & my family!

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, no only one of them is trying to get you.

I wish more loonies would come online.

[Darknight]

Wish granted but it's real loonys not the loony bin loonies

I wish I had an asprin.

[EscapeGirl]

(That's not good! *hides*)

Wish granted, but it's old and expired so it doesn't work.

I wish I could get another 8 hours sleep right now.

[Darknight]

Wish granted, but it's 8 hours of restless sleep.

I wish I had smarter co-workers.