Corrupting wishes

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but da monkey boss won't let her listen to it anymore.

I wish for some yummy lunch in awhile.

[Darknight]

Wish granted but your not alound to have it at work.

I wish to make da wifey ROFL some more.

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but she falls outta her seat ROFLing, and gets knocked unconscious.

I wish for gas prices to go down.

[Darknight]

Wish granted but you just bought an electric car.

I wish for Free gasoline.

[EscapeGirl]

(I like your wish!)

Wish granted, but the world runs out of petroleum - no more gas.

I wish for da headache to go away as quickly as it came, and SOON.

[Darknight]

Wish granted but then it returns again

I wish for da wifey to fell better.

[EscapeGirl]

(It worked. )

Wish granted, but now da husbun feels bad.

I wish for da Adventure (who is online) to come to da chat.

[Darknight]

Wish granted but then she needs to make a long PM.
(Not not saying the S word. I don't want to jinx it)

I wish I didn't jinx it.

[EscapeGirl]

(Huh? Doesn't know da "S" word)

Wish granted, but you somehow jinxed yourself.

I wish I could go home from work early.

[Darknight]

Wish granted, you can go home as soon as I leave my work, But you don't get paid for it.


I wish for an Icey cold Soda.

(Storms....Shhhhh) *knocks on wood*

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but it doesn't taste very good

I wish to be well

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted: you are a well and provide water

I wish I could find my other shoe

[Darknight]

Wish granted but it's the one you lost last year.

I wish my feet didn't hurt.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted but now your head hurts

I wish da hero had some aspirin

[Darknight]

Wish granted but its baby asprin

I wish Lilli will chat all day long and Night Long