Corrupting wishes

**Jones** · 07-31-2008, 15:23:28

Wish granted but the name stays the same, while everything else becomes the exact opposite.

I wish the Internet connection wasn't so slow at times.

**pepr_mintz** · 07-31-2008, 16:43:35

Wish granted, but now it goes so fast it crashes.

**Saw III** · 07-31-2008, 18:41:14

I wish I had a sniper rifle.

**Heartofthedark** · 07-31-2008, 22:23:50

Wish granted but the bullets are made out of cotton!

I wish I had more towels to clean up my flooded kitchen

**Saw III** · 07-31-2008, 22:27:24

Wish granted but theres not enough towels.
I wish my fingers were longer.

**Heartofthedark** · 07-31-2008, 22:29:13

Wish granted but your knuckles are smaller!
I wish I had a new pair of glasses

**funja** · 08-01-2008, 04:01:24

wish granted but they are on fire

i wish i had better eyesight

**ova** · 08-01-2008, 08:13:17

Wish granted but you can't hear any more.
I wish I didn't getting older

**Saw III** · 08-01-2008, 11:27:44

Wish granted but you are immortal.
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**someguy** · 08-01-2008, 15:35:11

inconclusive.
I wish I had more batteries for my things that need batteries.

**ova** · 08-02-2008, 08:49:45

Wish granted but you don't need that things any more.
I wish I had a maid to clean my house

**Heartofthedark** · 08-03-2008, 16:03:56

Wish granted but she secretly steals...
I wish I had more tea..

**ova** · 08-04-2008, 08:25:34

Wish granted but you don't want to drink tea anymore.
I wish I had a never ending birthday party.

**Saw III** · 08-04-2008, 18:02:02

Wish granted but no one comes.
I wish I wish I had a fish.

**Heartofthedark** · 08-04-2008, 18:38:03

Wish granted but the fish turns out to be a frog
I wish I had a better stove

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