Corrupting wishes

[1momomo124]

granted but you spend your whole life playing all the games

i wish it would stop raining

[Clank]

granted but then the sun gets so hot you have to have buckets of water poured all over you


i wish i was the richest man alive and can't possibly spend it all

[1momomo124]

granted but you don't spend it and you give it all away to the poor and now your poor

i wish there was such a thing as time travel

[Clank]

granted but you time travel so much different parts of your body get put in different places, your arm in the ice age and your leg in australia and your head up a tree somewhere in germany

i wish i had enormous wings

[Justeazy]

Granted, but you don't know how to fly and they just weigh you down.


I wish my dog was nicer!

[Clank]

Justeazy you answered the wrong question but anway


Granted but your dog had pups who were evil


I wish i had wings

[Justeazy]

I fixed my above answer, lol, i forgot to hit next page,


Granted, but they are too small for your body!


I wish my knee would stop itching.

[sedam]

granted, but your elbow starts itching

i wish i could meet only good people and never have to see evil people anymore

[Justeazy]

AAH *scratches elbow, but it doesn't stop itching*


Granted, but now YOU are the only evil person!


I wish I had more snacks/I didn't eat them all already.

[sedam]

:O i could never be evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

granted, but you get as big as a house.

i wish i had a better job

[Clank]

granted but you end up working 24 hours


i wish i could leave school early

[sedam]

granted but you learn nothing and cant find a job

i wish people would behave just as i wanted them

[Alias]

Granted,but you end up commanding the wrong thing,and they kill you.

I wish movies were real...lol

[Clank]

granted but king kong was made real and it stood on you


I wish i was a movie star

[sedam]

granted, but you end up in a horror and get eaten by an evil alien

i wish it wasn't so cold here