Corrupting wishes

[Clank]

granted but you meet everyone and it is no more fun


i wish i was dead

[Animal Dragon]

granted but everyone else dies then u come back as a zombie

i wish i could understand parents, without being one

[Clank]

granted but you found things only god should know and you die

i wish i was a zombie and couldn't die as a zombie

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u cant get a date because everyone thinks ur disgusting and decaying

i wish i was part centuar

[Clank]

granted but you die because people dont like you

I wish i could rot and die and that everyone hates me and i should suffer

[Animal Dragon]

granted but the suffer is so painful that u die over and over again until u come back alive

i wish that i knew the answers to the universe and i dont die of the knowledge

[Clank]

Granted but they are so wonderful you become trapped in them


I wish that the next person to ruin this wish suffers a slaughtering death involving a hammer and nails

[Animal Dragon]

granted but i'm invincible

i wish that u'd die a slow and painful death

[Clank]

granted... but i got him on the case now ur dead LOL

I wish that you fell in a heap of cow muck

[Animal Dragon]

granted but it makes me world famouse and rich

i wish that i could live forever as a centuar and make other people live forever (ur not that list yet)

[Clank]

granted but you fall in a hole and live in that hole all your life LOL


I wish i could die the worst death ever and relive it over and over again and no one could stop me, and no one can corrupt the wish and the person that tries too =
and thats including their family

[Animal Dragon]

i'll corrupt it u meet nikki but she doesn't want to date because she doesn't think will work out

i wish that i had a perfect life

[Clank]

granted


i wish that i could have two houses instead of one

[Animal Dragon]

granted but they r cardboard boxes

i wish that i had the top gadgets

[Clank]

granted but they break

I wish that the corruptor of this wish had the perfect life