Corrupting wishes

[Justeazy]

Granted, but in a different time zone! You are still at the same time,


I wish i could find something interesting on TV...

[Chocbubbles]

granted but you fall asleep during it and everyones talking about it the next day and you don't kno wat they're talking about and everyone shuns you

i wish i could get at least a merit in maths for exams

[Animal Dragon]

granted but it fades away before u can show it off

i wish i wasn't so ill all the time

[Chocbubbles]

granted but your so healthy you never die

i wish i didn't have to go to bed

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u go crazy from lack of sleep

i wish that i could stop bad things from happening to me

[Clank]

granted but good things happen to you but you become ill and have to go to hospital


i wish i could sleep in complete darkness

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u become blind

i wish i could do 8 things at once

[Clank]

(there is nothing wrong with blindness)!!!! :C

granted but you grow more arms

i wish i could teleport all over the globe!!

[Mistery]

Wish granted, but you'll have to fix all my clones first

I wish I could take off 2 weeks of PAID vacation.

[Clank]

granted but your company find a better replacement than you and sack you and leave you with no money, so you turn to drugs and alcohol and eventually jump off a building smack into the pavement

I wish i could hover off the ground with a turnip strapped to my back

[Animal Dragon]

granted but the turnip slips and u fall to ur death

i wish that i was as fast as the elves in alagasia

[Clank]

dont know who they are


i wish i could kill myself and succeed

[Mistery]

Wish granted but you will be reborn as worm in your next life

I wish I won 1 million $

[Animal Dragon]

granted but it falls down a drain and 50% goes to me

i wish that i was a centuar (that didn't get bullied)

[Clank]

granted but your arms got stuck in the stair rail and you couldnt do anything to get them out

I wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow