Corrupting wishes

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but you freeze to death in the cold atmosphere.

granted, but now the people hold a riot and kill you, so they can wish again.

i wish i had ice cream.

[Edawg]

Granted, but you get brain-freeze and yer head ASLPODES!!!!11111!!!!!

I wish I had ice cream.

[~GH Dog~]

granted but it melted before you got to eat it

wish im not bored

[Edawg]

granted, but there's too much to do and you ASPLODES!!!!!!!1111!!!!

I wish I could stop ASPLODING!!!!!!1111!!!!! people.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u aplode

i wish i had a bar of chocolate

[Edawg]

Granted, but ....

Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.

I wish I had cheese.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.

i wish i could stop Trogdor from smoteing the Kerrek, and laying things to burnination.

[Alias]

Edawg>Granted but you eat to much and become "irregular"

AnimalDargon>Grantede but then Trogdor smites and burninates you "in the niiiiight!!!"

I wish I had lots of money to shop at rad stores

[~GH Dog~]

granted but they all close

wish i was rich

[Animal Dragon]

granted but the money fades after u buy one thing

i wish i had something good to eat

[Alias]

Granted but it's secretly poisoned and you get sick and die

I wish I could see through walls

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u see something that makes u go blind

i wish i knew how to defeat LUV without killing her

[~GH Dog~]

granted but you see something and get scared for life

wish I was invesable

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u become a theif

i wish i knew how to defeat LUV without killing her

[Alias]

Granted but you loose yourself....

I wish I could make things spontaneously combust