Corrupting wishes

[Squirrel_Gal]

i no...
just having fun!!!

you get fat off of icecream instead

i wish to send my little brother to irac

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u realise u miss him and now u can never get him back

i wish there wasn't only cooking chocolate in the house

[someguy]

granted, but now there's no cooking at all.

I wish the war in Iraq was done.

[2 Tails]

granted but due to McCain,he starts it up again!

I wish that I is a very cute yoshi and that Tasheem never kept as a pet!

[someguy]

Granted, but nobody likes cute any more.

I wish I didn't have legal issues to sort out.

[2 Tails]

Granted but you got illlegal issues now!

I wish was cute and cool yoshi!

[someguy]

granted, but it's only for a few seconds.

I wish for a wish.

[2 Tails]

granted but it for me!

I wish that I had a pipe!

[Squirrel_Gal]

okay, but its a stove pipe...
can i hav it?

i wish for puddin'!!!!!!

[Justeazy]

Granted, but it's for me not you!


I wish I had a spoon for my pudding!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but i bend it in half with my cool spoon bending powers

i wish i had a Subway sandwich

[Animal Dragon]

granted but no one goes to it and u become bankrupt

i wish i knew all the answers to my tests

[someguy]

granted, but then your accused of cheating and fail all of them

I wish something good was on t.v.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u hate the show and someone throws a banana at u

i wish i had thrown that banana at someone

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but the person you decided to through it at was a HUGH biker dude who wasn't too thrilled about getting hit with a banana

I wish I could play hockey righhhtt noww instead of waiting for tonight