Corrupting wishes

[EscapeGirl]

(ROFL!!)

Wish granted, but a tsunami comes and knocks away your hut.

I wish I had a horse to ride on da beach.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but it's a ponny

I wish I'd take some of Lilli's and Escape's posts

[EscapeGirl]

(I'd happily give them away! I don't want them! )

Wish granted, but now you are sick of GHP, and you don't come around anymore.

I wish I had a tasty dinner right now.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted.... but there is a virus in da dinner and that makes ya think of da bunny Still gonna eat?

I wish da Escape didn't have a bunny for dinner

[Hitman]

Wish granted but she gets a Carrot ( Islander ) for dinner

I wish I didn't eat cats

[EscapeGirl]

(I can't eat my dear mother! )

Wish granted, but now you like to eat worms instead. Eww.

I wish someone else could clean my apartment for me.

[Mcakkay]

Wish granted but they clean it out...as in steal everything

I wish i could sleep in tomorrow

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but you sleep for the next 10 days straight and flunk all your classes.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but then you fall asleep and can't wake

I wish I was in bed right now

[Darknight]

Wish granted but your bed is in the middle of space.

I wish I didn't have to work at my moms house this weekend.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted and your mamas house collapses

I wish da hero could be on da Hood for a longer time

[Darknight]

( thats not nice )

Wish granted but then I get pulled into the computer and I'm trapped forever.

I wish I could get another cup of coffee.

[wirodeu]

You get another, And another, And another....
You can't move anymore. So you can't drink da coffee!

*Drinks some coffee*
I wish Darknight gets 1 cup of coffee

[Lilliputt]

(@Darknight Gee, what a pity! )

Wish granted, it's only a week old

I wish da Darknight made me ROFL again

[wirodeu]

He makes you ROFL, And again, And again.
You get brainwashed by the ROFLs and forget what a ROFL is.

I wish a carrot.