Corrupting wishes

[Hitman]

Wish granted but it's a pillow without feathers

I wish I had sweet dreams

[Darknight]

Wish granted but you wake up sticky.

I wish I could eat a great yummy lunch

[Hitman]

Wish granted but you eat too much and it makes you feel sick

I wish for a nice Ham

[Darknight]

Wish granted but it's still attached to da Pig.

I wish I could get 1200 more posts before lunch.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but then your lunch would be after a week

I wish I had much more posts

[Darknight]

Wish granted but thier Fence Posts.

I wish for da wifey to no be really busy today.

[Hitman]

Wish granted, she's not busy, she's VERY busy

I wish she wasn't VERY busy

[Darknight]

Wish granted but she has a storm and can't log on

I wish for money

[invincible]

wish granted, in your bank is £10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
thats 10 didilion £ but i put it in the wrong bank account

i wish i was the best

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but someone gets jealous and assasinates you

I wish i could go to a beach somewhere hot like florida..right now

[invincible]

wish granted but i forgot to get my wand to teleport you

i wish i had some pie

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted but it's gone bad.

I wish for a tasty lunch today.

[Darknight]

Wish granted but Tasty and good to eat.

I wish for da wifey to log on tomato.

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but it's after 2 pm her time.

I wish da husbun had a working home computer.

[Darknight]

Wish granted but there's no internet service

I wish da wifey could wake up early.