Corrupting wishes

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but they each only come online for 5 minutes - at the same time.

I wish for da husbun to have a fun day Gamershooding Saturday.

[Darknight]

Me too

Wish granted but it's the last fun day I get.

I wish for the Wifey to wake up and chat with ME

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but she's sleepy, and doesn't get up until 1:58 pm her time, and you're getting off work.

I wish to feel good and not be sore and tired, so I can get up earlier and chat with da husbun.

[Darknight]

Me TOO

Wish Granted but you wake up at 5:00 am Your Time and have too chat with ME all Day Long.

I wish my corruption comes true

[EscapeGirl]

(How is that a bad thing? )

Wish granted, but then she can't chat all next week.

I wish for no jury duty tomato so I can make it to da doctor.

[Darknight]

(No sleep for you? Great for ME)
Yes I'm not doing that one.

Wish granted She Goes to the doctor then gets called in

I wish for Your (da Wifey) Leg pain to be gone.

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but now you have leg pain! (NOOO!! )

I wish for some loonies to come online so I'm not all alooney.

[Elni]

Wish granted but your computer crashes LO
I wish for a magic mirror

[Darknight]

Wish granted, but It's an Evil Mirror

I wish for my vacation time to come faster.

[Elni]

Wish granted but your annoying work colleague come with you
I wish a BIG TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH WHIPPED CREAM

[Darknight]

Wish granted but Its the Size of a house and melting fast from the hot sun.

I wish for a Hamburger

[Elni]

Wish granted but its mountain and it starts eating u
I wish for water wings to swim at the melted chocolate

[Darknight]

Wish granted but theu make you swimm too fast to eat the chocolate.

I wish for a soda

[Elni]

wish granted, but u burp so loud and and make u deaf,
i wish for the perfect wish

[Darknight]

Wish granted but you can never use it.

I wish for a side salad