Corrupting wishes

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, you get da good bedtime story but fall asleep before da ending and never get ta hear how it ended

I wish for a carrberry (=carrot+strawberry)

[Elni]

Wish granted but is so frozen u get brainfreeze
I wish I could record the bed story so I can listen the end

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted but as you were sleepin' da tape was sorta used for another recording and da story was not saved

I wish I could tell da bed time story to Elni

[Elni]

Wish granted but Elni fell asleep and u need to tell it again
I wish I was steel t bed and didn't had to go to work

[Darknight]

Wish granted but you lose your job.

I wish it was lunch time.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but there is no lunch

I wish the weird dreams would stop

[Saw III]

Wish granted, instead they become reality.

I wish I had the power to turn in invisile when I want where I want.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but you can not see anything either

I wish for a good movie tonight

[Saw III]

Wish granted but but it is a five minute short movie.

I wish for a flower than cannot die.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but it's a plastic flower

I wish for some good Ice Cream

[Saw III]

Wish granted but it is so cold you get your tongue stuck to it.

I wish for a knife.

[Hitman]

(I was just gonna say that )

Wish granted but you cut your self accidentaly and you throw it

I wish for a gun

[Saw III]

Wish granted...to bad there isn't any bullets.

I wish for a grenade.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but it's a toy

I wish for some bullets for my gun

[Elni]

Wish granted but they r 2 big for your gun
I wish for a bazooka