Corrupting wishes

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but your Judas


I wish just eat and eat and not gain any weight

[Brimful-Asha]

( i actually wished for that few pages back , great minds and all eh )

wish granted but now food does not have any taste to u.

i wish i had a clone.

[Iva]

Wish granted, but she's more beautiful and nicer than you, so everybody likes her more

I wish I could get an amazing job in Australia

[Ravensd]

yeppers...great minds

wish granted, but the clone gets jealous of your boyfriend and kills you


darn IVA....

wish granted....but terrorist took over it a few posts back


I wish my neighbor would stop peeking at me through her window

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but she turns into a hot babe walkin round naked all the time but she never opens her curtains anymore.

i wish for closure.

[Iva]

Wish granted, but the only things closing are your bank accounts and your favourite shops

I wish my dog couldn't open doors

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but now he opens windows

I wish could "beam" home

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but a mistake happens when beaming and now ur toilet bowl is in your kitchen and vice versa.

i wish johnny depp would marry me.(again)

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but you find out he stopped washing himself 10yrs ago

i wish I was a shapeshifter

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u can only shape shift into a fairy queen.

i wish i had 20/20 vision

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but the sun burns out


I wish bands didn't re-record old songs that were already good to start with

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but now the old songs are crappier than the ones re recorded which no longer exist.

wish i could corrupt wishes better

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but one of the mods deletes the forum

I wish Holloween was a "floating" holiday

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you can no longer ask for wishes.

i wish i could paint.

[RBS]

wish granted but you lose an ear and grow a mustache

I wish I didn't have to shave