Corrupting wishes

**grigtho** · 11-18-2007, 18:59:43

Wish granted but you are not able to smell them

I wish I could be more patient

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-18-2007, 19:05:23

wish granted but now you have no manners

wish i was in utopia.

**grigtho** · 11-18-2007, 19:08:00

Wish granted but when you went there everything turned wrong

I wish I could be an Olympic champion

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-18-2007, 19:15:28

wish granted but its the only thing your good at.

wish my dinner was ready now

**grigtho** · 11-18-2007, 19:20:10

Wish granted but it's really tasteless

I wish I could eat right now too

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-18-2007, 19:24:59

wish granted but u never stop eating and became really fat

wish the bus drivers in dublin would stop their strike

**Hitman** · 11-18-2007, 20:55:26

Wish granted but now the subway starts.

I wish for something good.

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-18-2007, 20:57:45

wish granted but my idea of somethin good is your idea of somethin horrible.

i wish i could see through people

**Hitman** · 11-18-2007, 21:03:06

Wish granted but you can't see through them in the way you meant.

I wish for all the people to stop smoking.

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-18-2007, 21:08:13

wish granted but now they are all addicted to alcohol.

i wish my house was warmer

**Hitman** · 11-18-2007, 21:10:52

Wish granted but your body is colder.

I wish there was no such thing as Global Warming.

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-18-2007, 21:12:58

wish granted but now there is such a thing as global colding (whatever that may be

)

wish i could swim with sharks without them eating me.

**Hitman** · 11-18-2007, 21:16:02

Wish granted but now the dolphins are angry.

I wish I had a dog.

**Brimful-Asha** · 11-18-2007, 21:19:26

wish granted but he hates u

wish i could bake delicious doughnuts

**Hitman** · 11-18-2007, 21:22:49

Wish granted but they're delicious only to you.

I wish I didn't have to try one of them.

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