Jokes

[Mcakkay]

how do you get an elephant in the fridge?

open the door, put him in, close the door

How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?

open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door

All the animals are at a gathering by a big pond. Which animal isn't there?

the giraffe, he is still in the fridge

[Mistery]

Lol

[RBS]

Q: Did you hear the big bad wolf got arrested.

A: Yeah, one of the pigs squealed.

That joke seemed worthy of my 10,000 post.

[Hitman]

I know it's not the right place but congrats on your 10,000th post!

[1234567]

My funny thing isn't exactly a joke, but the other day i saw a lady sunbathing in the central strip of grass in the school parking lot

[gh1]

lol what was she doing there? out of nowhere???

[1234567]

yea out of nowhere it cracked me up

[RBS]

Halloween Joke

http://terrisfp.com/hallo1/ghost1.swf

[RBS]

Daylight Savings Time

[old biker]

LOL so true ...

[EscapeGirl]

LOL, RBS!

[tipper75]

RBS, that is all so true.

[jack]

I think I am going to make that my desktop picture. Nice one RBS.

[RBS]

absolute no credit to me. I wish I could have met that antecessor.

[RBS]

Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers".

One week later. A local newspaper in Texas reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Dilly, Texas , Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless".
Just makes a person right proud to be a Texan , don't it?