Chit-Chat

[EscapeGirl]

@ Miss Holland...Thanks!! I'm pretty sure our resident alien made it one time, I liked it so much I saved it!!

[Mistery]

*sits happily on Darknight's shoulder still....wearing cool mini cape and bat ears!!*

(all better - avatar changed, Mistery!! )

Boss: "Selena, have you finished that letter?!?"
Selena: "NO! Sorry, but I had more important things to do!"
Boss: "And what, if I may ask?"
Selena: "I had to change my avatar to BatCat, there was no time to loose, since I must sit on Darknight, the batish Batman's shoulder."
Boss: "..."

[Darknight]

Hello Batcat good to have you on my shoulder again
Hello Mistery my perfect friend (with noodles on her)
Hello Miss Holland back from dinner?
Hello Lucy nice to meet you

[Mistery]

Hello Batcat good to have you on my shoulder again
Hello Mistery my perfect friend (with noodles on her)
Hello Miss Holland back from dinner?
Hello Lucy nice to meet you

Sounds like a robot. What happened to you during lunch break?

[EscapeGirl]

Boss: "Selena, have you finished that letter?!?"
Selena: "NO! Sorry, but I had more important things to do!"
Boss: "And what, if I may ask?"
Selena: "I had to change my avatar to BatCat, there was no time to loose, since I must sit on Darknight, the batish Batman's shoulder."
Boss: "..."

ROFL!! What happened? You alread have your first shipment of ROFL!?

(cont'd)
Selena: I missed the batish Batman's shoulder!!
Boss: You were sick yesterday, you have a lot to catch up on...but you still sound ill..not quite with it.
Selena: *throws tomato at boss*
Boss: (red faced) go home.
Selena: Nope. Need to sit on Darknight's shoulder!
Boss: ... (again)

[Hollandgirl]

Selena: "Sssh keep quite!"
Boss: "Who are you talking to?"
Selena: "Nothing!" whispers: "Jeez, Inner Self's, please, STOP laughing at each other, thaz not nice!"
Boss: "Selena, are you all right?"
Selena: "Yes, for christ sake, stop NAGGING me! My Inner Self's are arguing, I cannot handle another person moaning at me!"
Boss: "..."

(not very original as mistery just posted one like this, I wanted ta try and make escape rofl )

@Darknight: yes, have been back for a while

[EscapeGirl]

@ Miss Holland...It worked! Laughter is the best medicine! Just don't ROFL if you are like poor Murph with a broken knee....otherwise it's the best medicine!

[Mistery]

ROFL!! What happened? You alread have your first shipment of ROFL!?

Well, I'm sorry, I have delivery problems. The Borgs have BUNglarized a part of my ROFL's during beaming process. They want to alternate them into DAOFC (Deadly Agonizing On The Foor Crying). So I need to go on a mission to get my ROFL's back before it is too late

Selena: I missed the batish Batman's shoulder!!
Boss: You were sick yesterday, you have a lot to catch up on...but you still sound ill..not quite with it.
Selena: *throws tomato at boss*
Boss: (red faced) go home.
Selena: Nope. Need to sit on Darknight's shoulder!
Boss: ... (again)

Co-Worker: Hey Selena, what happened?!? The boss has fainted???
Selena: Just put some ice on his head and give him a banana.
Co-Worker: Are you serious?
Selena: Sure.
*Co-Worker gets ice and banana, boss slowly opens his eyes*
Boss: What happened?!?
Selena: Nothing, I think you haven't eaten enough.
*Client walks in*
Boss: Hi, just a second please. Would you like to have a banana meanwhile?
Client: Ummm... No thanks, I'd prefer a coffee.
Selena: With cat hair?
*Client looks confused*
Selena: Wasn't the question clear? With or without cat hair? Although I would have to shave my fur if you wanted cat hair, so you'd better take without.
------> To be cont.


@Hollandgirl:
It was ROFL!!!

[EscapeGirl]

Well, I'm sorry, I have delivery problems. The Borgs have BUNglarized a part of my ROFL's during beaming process. The want to alternate them into DAOFC (Deadly Agonizing On The Foor Crying). So I need to go on a mission to get my ROFL's back before it is too late



Co-Worker: Hey Selena, what happened?!? The boss has fainted???
Selena: Just put some ice on his head and give him a banana.
Co-Worker: Are you serious?
Selena: Sure.
*Co-Worker gets ice and banana, boss slowly opens his eyes*
Boss: What happened?!?
Selena: Nothing, I think you haven't eaten enough.
*Client walks in*
Boss: Hi, just a second please. Would you like to have a banana meanwhile?
Client: Ummm... No thanks, I'd prefer a coffee.
Selena: With cat hair?
*Client looks confused*
Selena: Wasn't the question clear? With or without cat hair? Although I would have to shave my fur if you wanted cat hair, so you'd better take without.
------> To be cont.

*Selena shakes her head and reaches for her shaver*
Selena: Be right back with your coffee.
*boss eats banana and stares, and client sits down confused*
Selena: *returns to waiting area with a bald patch on her head* Here's your coffee...with cat hair. *smiles
Client: ...
Selena: I have to get back to my partner, Darknight.
Boss: Selena, I need you to get me his file.
Selena: *SIGH* Let me just first check that I made the coffee right. Gotta ask da alien.
Boss: ...
Client: ...

[Hollandgirl]

Selena: What are y'all staring at?
Boss: You're being weird again
Selena: WEIRD? You wanna know what really weird is? A batman hero in a pink bunny suit! Have you ever seen such a thing?
Client: I think I might go..
Boss: NO! Don't go,.. please, don't go!
Selena: If I were you I would stay, otherwise the whole GHP-gang will throw tomatoes at you!
Client: ...

To be continued (i hope it's ok for me ta join in?)

[EscapeGirl]

@ Miss Holland....ROFL!!! Of course it's okay!!

[Mistery]

*Selena shakes her head and reaches for her shaver*
Selena: Be right back with your coffee.
*boss eats banana and stares, and client sits down confused*
Selena: *returns to waiting area with a bald patch on her head* Here's your coffee...with cat hair. *smiles
Client: ...
Selena: I have to get back to my partner, Darknight.
Boss: Selena, I need you to get me his file.
Selena: *SIGH* Let me just first check that I made the coffee right. Gotta ask da alien.
Boss: ...
Client: ...

BatCat: Mistery, can you beam up the coffee and try it?
Mistery: Sure.
*Mistery beams up coffee with cat hair, then beams it down again*
Mistery: Excellent!!!
BatCat: Thanks
Selena: Here you are, da alien checked it and said it was excellent.
Boss: Where is the file?!?!
Selena: The bat file?
Boss: What are you talking about?!?
*Client looks alternating to Selena and Boss*
Client: Should I come back later?
Selena: No, drink the coffee, it is excellent! If da alien says that, you can be sure.

I see, we should coordinate it

[Darknight]

Sounds like a robot. What happened to you during lunch break?

Dear Perfect Friend,
I am so sorry. I did not intend to sound so robotic, please forgive my inner self for it was he who wrote the personalized hellos.
Regards,
Your Perfect Friend

[Mistery]

Dear Perfect Friend,
I am so sorry. I did not intend to sound so robotic, please forgive my inner self for it was he who wrote the personalized hellos.
Regards,
Your Perfect Friend

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Dear Inner Self of my Perfect Friend,
Thank you very much for your nice personalized hello, I appreciate it very much.
Best wishes,
The Perfect Friend of your Outer Self


Dear Perfect Friend,
Thank you for your information, this clears it up for me. I have updated my databanks.
Kind regards,
Your Perfect Friend

P.S. Best regards to your Sidekick BatCat on your shoulder

[EscapeGirl]

( I got 'best regards; *inner self feels happy*)

Okay...I'll go next, then Miss Holland, then Mistery!! Darknight????? Maybe?