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ROFL!!! Between you, your hubby, and Darknight I'm getting some good ROFL-ing!!
Did you tell your hubby that you have corrected the problem of having cats tied on da shoulder!?
Yes, I told him that my cats have a seperate soundproof room at GH Hotel. He said, he was envy That guy is killing me sometimes, he can be a loony like me
It is your turn now, right?
(just asking cause I got some MM = multiple malfunction)
Selena: You Do!! Well you need to get a room at the GHP Hotel.
Boss:What? <---(because he's dumber than a monkey)ROFL
Client: Where's that?
Selena: On the Gh Planet Duh.
Selena's Inner self: da client is just like da boss
Client: How Much is the Airfare?
Selena: You can't Fly there unless your Mistery or Darknight. You Need A portal.
Client:A Portal?
Selena: Yes Let me call Lilli She is the Portal Keeper.
Client: *to boss* What's wrong with her?!
Boss: Um..er...she didn't eat her banana today...
Selena: Pfft...You two...let me just get Lilli...the blossoming flower from Carrot Island..one sec....
Client: So, um...what about the whole business deal you mentioned...and a portal? Blossoming...wait..what!?
Selena's Inner Self: He needs therapy.
Boss: *hands Selena a banana*
Selena: *reaches in drawer and throws another tomato at boss* Blossoming flower!? She's the portal keeper. What's wrong with you!?
Client: Okay, fine so are we going there, or what?
Boss: ...
*in walks the mailman*
Selena: (to mailman) Today. Is it vigorous?
Mailman: ....
@ Mistery..LOL!! He going to get in a "curve" and sleep under your desk again!?!?! ROFL!!!
@ Freakshow....YAY!!!!!!!!!! So good to see you again!! How are ya? Oops...he's sleeping PEACEFULLY...
Client: *to boss* What's wrong with her?!
Boss: Um..er...she didn't eat her banana today...
Selena: Pfft...You two...let me just get Lilli...the blossoming flower from Carrot Island..one sec....
Client: So, um...what about the whole business deal you mentioned...and a portal? Blossoming...wait..what!?
Selena's Inner Self: He needs therapy.
Boss: *hands Selena a banana*
Selena: *reaches in drawer and throws another tomato at boss* Blossoming flower!? She's the portal keeper. What's wrong with you!?
Client: Okay, fine so are we going there, or what?
Boss: ...
*in walks the mailman*
Selena: (to mailman) Today. Is it vigorous?
Mailman: ....
Mailman: The what?
Selena: Nothing what. I mean today, it is vigorous?
*Mailman looking very vonfused*
Selena: Now say: "I am god."
Mailman: Why?
Selena: Because this is the appropriate answer. *rolls eyes*
Mailman: But I'm not god.
Selena: Sorry to hear that, here take some carrots.
Boss: Carrots?!?
Selena: Yes, if you are not god, you need some carrots. "rolls eyes once again*
Boss: And why did you give me a banana?
Selena: Because you jump on my desk once in a while, so you need banana. *rolls eyes*
Client: And why did you offer me coffee with cat hair in it?
@Freakshow:
Hi, nice to see you meditating here again
@Escape:
"Yes, if the Looney Bin Gang is coming, I am ready to go under the desk, just tell me 30 minutes in advance so that I can collect some survival package."
Mystery:
Mailman: The what?
Selena: Nothing what. I mean today, it is vigorous?
*Mailman looking very vonfused*
Selena: Now say: "I am god."
Mailman: Why
Selena: Because this is the appropriate answer. *rolls eyes*
Mailman: But I'm not god.
Selena: Sorry to hear that, here take some carrots.
Boss: Carrots?!?
Selena: Yes, if you are not god, you need some carrots. "rolls eyes once again*
Boss: And why did you give me a banana?
Selena: Because you jump on my desk once in a while, so you need banana. *rolls eyes*
Client: And why did you offer me coffee with cat hair in it?
Selena:As Doglover would say "WHAT THE HELL" you didn't hear a word I said did you?
Boss, Client and MailMan:What? Who's Dooog-Looover?
Selena: Another Member of the Loonie Bin.
Boss: That's It I'm Calling The Mental Hospital!
Client: Yes Lady Your Crazy!
Mailman:Yeah call them
Selena: No! Not the White Coats!
*starts throwing tomatoes*
Hello Freakshow and Daze
@Mistery's Hubby - No worries no one will harm my Perfect Friends Hubby.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
(ROFL!!!! )
(@ Dazed...HI!!!!!!!! Oh...it's been so long since I said hi! Biiiiiig How's your leg!? I'm so glad you didn't get hurt too badly!!)
Boss, Mailman, and client: *covered in tomatoes catch Selena in the corner - near the computer*
Selena: All of you...get away!!
Boss: Now, stay calm...connect with your inner self....relax
Selena: My inner self things you're dumb as a monkey!!
Boss: Sssshh.....feeeeeeeeeel the calmness of your inner self
Selena: *throws tomatoes* *gets on computer and quickly asks for help from Darknight.* I need back up!!!
Mailman and Client: This girl is just batty!!
Selena: Yes, I am...I am Batcat!!
Boss, Mailman, & Client: ..... *Boss takes out cell phone and calls the looney bin, not DA looney bin*
(You're up Mistery! )
@ All....brb...gotta go pick up my lunch...IN THE RAIN!!
Boss, Mailman, and client: *covered in tomatoes catch Selena in the corner - near the computer*
Selena: All of you...get away!!
Boss: Now, stay calm...connect with your inner self....relax
Selena: My inner self things you're dumb as a monkey!!
Boss: Sssshh.....feeeeeeeeeel the calmness of your inner self
Selena: *throws tomatoes* *gets on computer and quickly asks for help from Darknight.* I need back up!!!
Mailman and Client: This girl is just batty!!
Selena: Yes, I am...I am Batcat!!
Boss, Mailman, & Client: ..... *Boss takes out cell phone and calls the looney bin, not DA looney bin*
(You're up Mistery!
@ All....brb...gotta go pick up my lunch...IN THE RAIN!!
Selena: Boss, that's the wrong phone!
*Boss drops his phone*
Boss: Why on Earth?!?
Selena: You mean, why on GamersHood Planet... *rolls eyes* Well, take the banana phone.
Boss: What?!? Banana phone?!?
Selena: Sure.
*Mailman and client watching the scene.*
*Boss takes banana phone from Selenas hand and stares at it*
Selena: Now, you are really looking like a monkey, hahahaha!
Boss: What did you say?!?
Selena: I said, now you are really looking like a monkey, hahaha!!!
Client and Mailman hiding in the corner, watching the scene with wide open eyes.
Boss: "You are fired!!!!"
Selena: Fired? Why?"
Boss: Bacause...
*brings noob over to coffin with powers and arises in vampire ways* You dare to awake me? *goes demon-like, eyes turn red and fangs grow out of his mouth*
I'm back, but for how long? Meeting someone from the past is just one of the great parts of life, isn't?
I Don't Do Crazy, I Perfer Sanity Challenged
I'm not like crazy people, I just hang out and act like them ^^
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