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BatCat: Mistery, can you beam up the coffee and try it?
Mistery: Sure.
*Mistery beams up coffee with cat hair, then beams it down again*
Mistery: Excellent!!!
BatCat: Thanks
Selena: Here you are, da alien checked it and said it was excellent.
Boss: Where is the file?!?!
Selena: The bat file?
Boss: What are you talking about?!?
*Client looks alternating to Selena and Boss*
Client: Should I come back later?
Selena: No, drink the coffee, it is excellent! If da alien says that, you can be sure.
Client: ...
Selena: What? As if you have never heard of da alien and the bat file! Pfft!!
Boss: I never HAVE heard of the Batfile
Selena: You just need to be injected with the virus..
Boss: You want to do what!?!
Client: *slowly standing up* I should really get going....
Selena: (at client) NO! My partner loves to throw tomatoes at my clients. The bat has no regrets about it!
Client: (stares blankly) ....
Boss: I think you still may be sick....
(@ Mistery...seems it's just you and me, unless we can beg Darknight to join!! *gives big puppy dog eyes to Darknight*)
@ Miss Holland...Hope to see you again soon!! Have a good evening!!
Client: ...
Selena: What? As if you have never heard of da alien and the bat file! Pfft!!
Boss: I never HAVE heard of the Batfile
Selena: You just need to be injected with the virus..
Boss: You want to do what!?!
Client: *slowly standing up* I should really get going....
Selena: (at client) NO! My partner loves to throw tomatoes at my clients. The bat has no regrets about it!
Client: (stares blankly) ....
Boss: I think you still may be sick....
Selena: Sick?!? Who is sick?!? Jumping on the shelf behind me eating a banana, then sitting on my desk?!?! Who is sick???
Boss: Banana?
Client: That coffee tastes really... ummm... well... Can I have a glass of water instead?
Selena: Sure, just don't ask me to serve you bread.
Client: Why?
Selena: Are you cannibalish?
Client: Cannibalic you mean? No. Why?
Selena: Eating members of the Looney Bin is cannibalish.
Client: Sorry, where is the restroom, please?
Boss: down the hall and its the second door on the right.
*boss looks at Selena*
Boss: I'm confused. Whats going on?
Selena: You mean Vonfused!
Selena's Inner Self: "OMG da boss man need to read da GamersHood Encyclopedia and Dictionary.
Boss: Von What?
Selena: Here comes the client.
*get a tomato from her desk drawer*
Boss: What's that for?
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
*Client come around the corner*
Selena: *throws tomato at client*
Boss: WHAT are you DOING!?!?!?
Selena: *reaches in desk drawer and grabs another, throws at da boss*
Client: I'll never work with your firm again!! You give coffee with cat hair and throw tomatoes at your clients! *points to Selena* And you're insane!
Selena: He needs a ROFL attack
Boss: I can't believe yo...a WHAT?
Selena's Inner Self...He's dumber than a monkey!
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