Chit-Chat

[Lilliputt]

De nada.

You are gonna be back in two minutes, Doglover? Sounds like somebunny is gonna clean da room...

[doglover]

@Adventure, the problem is that I really have to go there....

@Lilli, what teacher? It's all the teachers!!!

Be right back..this time 5 or 10 minutes Pffffft

[Lilliputt]

Did ya hear it?! DID YA?! Doglovers first "pffffft" in aaaages!! Still makes me LOOOL! You so great dear

I gotta go too for a little while, brb to ya'll!

[Adventure]

@Doglover
I just mean don't start the topic here. I know you can't avoid people who are just there, sadly.

@All
I am going to fresh myself up.See you later.

[doglover]

@Doglover
I just mean don't start the topic here. I know you can't avoid people who are just there, sadly.

@All
I am going to fresh myself up.See you later.

Uh...*feels vonfused*

Well, see you later

I kinda back, my mom asked me to asleep my cousin...but it was like: mom leaves, kid cries, mom comes back, kid stops crying...kids...

Edit: Just saw that Lilli's also leaving... Bye Lilli...

[bread]

aww dingleberries

[Adventure]

dingleberry = sort cranberry?

[Maniac]

He hasn't one redeeming vice.
- Oscar Wilde

Synonym: the word you use when you can't spell the right word, and therefore can't find it in the dictionary.

Law of Computer Programming: Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Never let anything mechanical know you're in a hurry.

God even created Atheists.

Conscience: the only thing that hurts when everything else feels good.

If what you want is what you need, there is probably something wrong with your standards.

It is always brave to say what everyone is thinking.

Speak when you are angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

A person always has two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason and the real reason.

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

If you explain so clearly, so that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called to
act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
- Oscar Wilde

Being in debt is one way of proving you can have less than nothing.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it is very funny
-- did you ever try getting them without money? - Ogden Nash

Music is the only language in which you can't say a mean or sarcastic thing.

Who says I'm paranoid? Why do they want to know?

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean you aren't being followed.

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing better to do.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

If it is a miracle, any sort of evidence will answer. If it is a fact, proof is necessary.

To escape criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
- Elbert Hubbard

Remember, when you point a finger, three fingers are pointing at you.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

Freedom defined is freedom denied.

Why not?

We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves.
- Johann von Goethe

It is generally agreed that "hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "goodbye" it could confuse a lot of people.
- Dolph Sharp

Happiness is never stopping to think if you are.
- Paul Sondreal

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Why did the Bellatrixian Sub-Mega chicken cross the hyperspacial bypass?
Who cares?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Put on your seatbelt....I wanna try something.

The universe is a figment of its own imagination.

Smith & Wesson: the original point and click interface.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Vacuums are nothing. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

When planets run around and around in circles we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do you need a license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under seats in airplanes rather than parachutes?

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 never closes, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why is it that when you transport something in a car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something in a ship it is called cargo?

You know that indestructible little black box they use on planes,
why don't the make the plane out of the same substance?

If you are walking on thin ice, you might as well dance.

It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk into another dimension.

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately. Very abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas. I just think about it.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

I went to a general store but they wouldn't sell me anything specific.
- Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that sells "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
- Steven Wright

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and......oooohhhh, that's much better!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
- Charles Schultz

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness™ as the new industry standard.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!

I got a dog and named it "Stay". Now, I go "Come here, Stay!" After a while the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
- Steven Wright

Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn't happen.
- Steven Wright

I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering.
- Steven Wright

Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

[lili]

@Lilli
No that's my way to say hello.

And I didn't check hilarious pics yet. I first need some coffee.

Btw I miss your blosseming friend.

Me toooooooooo Oh, well, I did get ta see her yesterday, so thaz sumthin'. She sent me a veeeery funny PM, cuz she had missunderstood sumthin' in Misterys and my story, actually sumthin' I wrote...

How sweet !! I cannot miss these posts!!

@Lilli
Misunderstanding = ROFL!

Lilli, Did you tell her about my misunderstanding???

Well, Howdy! Howdy! Howdy!!

... Did I miss Lilli and Adventure??

[Maniac]

http://www.maninthedark.com/.
Check this out...

[lili]

Maniac, Feel so wierd!! But cool
Hi, btw, and how're you??

[Lilliputt]

How sweet !! I cannot miss these posts!!


Lilli, Did you tell her about my misunderstanding???

Well, Howdy! Howdy! Howdy!!

... Did I miss Lilli and Adventure??

My favourite partner in BLOOOOOM!! Biiiiiiiig How are ya? And no, I did NOT tell her or anyone else. I figured if you would like ppl ta know you could tell 'em yourself. I think it would be more fun that way

[Adventure]

Hi Maniac and Lili.

@Lili
No I am the game section. And reading Maniac's post above.

[lili]

Hi!!!!!! Lilli!!!
I'm so happy to see you before I go, I'm going out now. Please tell Adventure I miss her too.
I'm going out but will be back at YOUR evening.

And yes I will if anybunny wanna know my vonfusion...

[Adventure]

See you later Lili. Good to see however it was only for a few minutes.

And we only want to know if you like to tell us.