Riddles

[SimplyCrazy]

Albert had Jamie the Dalmatian first, then Sammy the Alsatian, Whitney the Great Dane and finally, Jimmy the Poodle

[dazedncrazed]

oops...sorry i didn't say anything for ages. but of course you're both right
It works much better if you speak it instead of write it, people forget that they're the driver...oh well have fun you 2 - night

[SimplyCrazy]

Goodnight, Dazie

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered the same things: a hamburger and iced coke. One man left in a hurry while the other man stay and ate slowly. an hour later, the slower man died of food poisoning while the other man was perfectly fine. How is this possible?

[Mcakkay]

1. they were in different restraunts
2. the man left because he had diarrea and got rid of all the poisoning
3. the food poisoning was only in one mans meat because the chief cooked on badly or opened a new bag of meat for the guy that didnt get sick..
4. the guy that left..did he actually eat?!?!
5. the poison was in the ice..so the guy that left fast..the ice didnt melt..

[dazedncrazed]

ooh yeah that last one sounds good, I agree with mcakkay's number 5

[SimplyCrazy]

Yep, #5 is correct

[Mcakkay]

lol good!!

someone else can post one though

[Maniac]

How bout a riddle some1 cmon.

[Mcakkay]

a farmer has 9 sheep, all but 7 die. How many sheep are still alive?

[SimplyCrazy]

7

[Mcakkay]

good job

[SimplyCrazy]

Yay

[Mcakkay]

you gonna post??

[SimplyCrazy]

I don't have any riddles

[Mcakkay]

Four people are sitting around a campfire after a long day of recreation, when one man comments: "Do you realize that around this campfire, the four of us include a mother, father, brother, sister, son, daughter, niece, nephew, aunt, uncle and a couple cousins"?. If everyone is related by blood (with no unusual marriages) how is this possible?