Corrupting wishes

[1momomo124]

granted but you like the color pink and now you are disgraced

i wish i had a boyfriend

[Chocbubbles]

wish granted but he's a complete jerk

i wish i had a boyfriend who wasn't a jerk

[1momomo124]

granted but he's a geek

i wish for my brother to come home

[Chocbubbles]

wish granted but he doesn't recognise you

i wish my cat wouldn't scratch me all the time

[1momomo124]

granted but now she won't play with you

i wish i could sleep

[Chocbubbles]

wish granted but you can't wake up again

i wish i could fly

[Justeazy]

Granted, but you go up and cannot figure out how to get down...
getting higher...
higher...
your arms are tired...
higher...



I wish this show was more entertaining!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but you don't find it entertaining

i wish Justeazy wasn't so evil

[Justeazy]

*says in the sweetest tone possible*
Granted my dearest Chocbubbles, I will be the nicest thing since family dinners!!!
(SO NICE IT IS ANNOYING)


I wish I didn't read that in an embarassing voice when I typed it

[Chocbubbles]

wish granted but now you can't stop reading things in that embarrassing voice

i wish i couldn't gain weight from eating junk food

[Clank]

granted but now you gain weight from every other food


i wish i had a dog that ate all cats

[1momomo124]

granted but you turn into a cat and the dog eats you

i wish i could play football

[Clank]

granted but then everyone moves onto hockey



I wish i could play hockey

[1momomo124]

granted but everyone bullies you

i wish that i could play every sport the best in the world

[Clank]

(very good)

granted but then everyones gets jealous and tries to kill you, so you hide inside a rubbish bin

i wish i could have every gaming console in the world